# I'm your father, Luke. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480 "2001-10-15T12:58:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/1 "2001-10-15T12:58:36Z")
Actually, [no](http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/), apparently I’m Lando Calrissian. Who are you? ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/2 "2001-10-15T13:06:53Z")
I am Luke Skywalker, fear my impressive light saber. Bwa-ha-ha-ha. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/3 "2001-10-15T14:13:04Z")
HAN SOLO BABY! Oh yeah… “Who’s scruffy lookin’?” ---
**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/4 "2001-10-15T14:15:26Z")
Apparently I am R2-D2. /Andreas ---
**Author:** ![Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Tommy\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tommy_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/5 "2001-10-15T14:49:04Z")
Obi-wan-kenobi You can just call me Ben. I’ve always been told that I look good in brown tunics. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/6 "2001-10-15T15:11:58Z")
Apparently, I’m Emperor Palpatine. Fear me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/7 "2001-10-15T15:22:07Z")
I am R2D2, \*bleep bloop, blip-schweeeeeeeeeee" ---
**Author:** ![tapioca\_tundra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@tapioca\_tundra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapioca_tundra)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/8 "2001-10-15T15:43:25Z")
~~I’m Princess Leia…whatever THAT means. I hope we’re all being asked the same questions! ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/9 "2001-10-15T15:54:32Z")
I am R2D2, \*bleep bloop, blip-schweeeeeeeeeee" ---
**Author:** ![beegirl13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@beegirl13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beegirl13)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/10 "2001-10-15T16:21:19Z")
I’m also R2D2, which seems to be pretty accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/11 "2001-10-15T16:51:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pcubed \* > \*\*I am Luke Skywalker, fear my impressive light saber. > > Bwa-ha-ha-ha. \*\* But…you can’t be Luke Skywalker…for _ **I** _ am Luke Skywalker! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/12 "2001-10-15T16:53:47Z")
Holy Force! I’m Emperor Palpatine. Didn’t see that one coming… ---
**Author:** ![Yondan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/278dde/32.png) [@Yondan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yondan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/13 "2001-10-15T16:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slortar \* > \*\*Apparently, I’m Emperor Palpatine. Fear me. 😃 \*\* That is not possible, my deluded friend, for I am the Emperor, and you shall either take your place among my humble peons, or be cast forever into a pit of unending pain. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/14 "2001-10-15T17:00:42Z")
Another Artoo here, which is fine with me. Everyone knows he’s the true hero. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/15 "2001-10-15T17:15:00Z")
Apparently I am Princess Leia as well…I don’t think my breasages are quite as impressive as hers 😃 Keith ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/16 "2001-10-15T17:22:13Z")
**MWAHAHAHAHA!** I am the true Emperor Palpatine. All of you false emperors shall know the power of the Dark Side[sup]TM[/sup]! ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/17 "2001-10-15T18:04:23Z")
Yet another Emperor here. Guess I shouldn’t be surprised. 🙂 Sheri ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/18 "2001-10-15T18:24:12Z")
I am your Father’s cousin’s brother’s step-father’s former roommate. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/19 "2001-10-15T18:27:07Z")
I’m sure Darth and his whiny kid will be along any time now to kill us. Being a dark emperor is pretty much a bum wrap. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ikujinashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ikujinashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ikujinashi)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/20 "2001-10-15T18:28:38Z")
Han Solo, baby! Scruffy looking nerf-herders of the world unite! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480.md?page=2)