# I'm your father, Luke. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480 "2001-10-15T12:58:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/41 "2001-10-15T23:26:33Z")
Ack! I’m Luke. I’d rather be Chewbacca, probably a better chance of getting some tail. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/42 "2001-10-15T23:34:43Z")
lando, here ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/43 "2001-10-16T00:13:40Z")
Time for another Emperor P. I note that Arden Ranger, whose e-mail RPG I’m playing in, is also the Emperor. I THINK this is a good thing. (Unlikely thread: which character would you most like your DM to resemble?) ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/44 "2001-10-16T01:15:56Z")
Luke checking in. I tried it again, shifting a few answers that I thought would be more accurate, and got Chewbacca. Screw that. I’m Luke Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/45 "2001-10-16T01:28:31Z")
I’m the Emperor. Yeah right, I don’t even own my own apartment and I’m the ruler of the universe. Pssh. ---
**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/46 "2001-10-16T01:34:21Z")
Yoda am I ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/47 "2001-10-16T01:55:48Z")
I’m Luke, the boring, predictable good guy. ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/48 "2001-10-16T02:15:14Z")
Darth Vader: There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. \ No disintegrations. **Boba Fett:** As you wish. My hero. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/49 "2001-10-16T02:26:11Z")
Yoda! I-wonder-how-I-gotta-answer-to-get-Han-Solo? [homer]mmmmmmmm-Haaan-Solo[/homer] ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/50 "2001-10-16T02:35:00Z")
Luke Skywalker. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/51 "2001-10-16T02:36:41Z")
I’m that laughy little creature that hangs out on Jaba. \ ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/52 "2001-10-16T02:42:20Z")
Adding yet another C-3PO to the list. ---
**Author:** ![ignatzmouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b2d939/32.png) [@ignatzmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignatzmouse)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/53 "2001-10-16T03:01:54Z")
I’m Grover!!! oops, I mean Yoda. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/54 "2001-10-16T03:08:25Z")
Die-wanna-WANGA! I am Jabba the Hut. YO! Leia! C’mere, babe, gimme a lap dance will ya? ---
**Author:** ![King\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@King\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/55 "2001-10-16T03:35:52Z")
I am Obi Wan Kenobi! 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480/56 "2001-10-16T04:16:49Z")
Shouldn’t **jarbaby** show up in here as **jar jar binks**? Dat’s what meesa tinkin! ::d&r:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-father-luke/87480.md?page=2)