# I'm your loveable, but ignorant aunt....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 22, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-loveable-but-ignorant-aunt/170450 "2003-04-22T23:41:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-loveable-but-ignorant-aunt/170450/61 "2003-04-24T18:35:16Z")

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Well, I probably was the bratty cousin as a child, but now I just remind you how old you are because I’m all grown up and in college and bring boys home.

Who you hate.

But I’m a great babysitter.

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**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2003, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-your-loveable-but-ignorant-aunt/170450/62 "2003-04-25T11:27:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by roadrunner70 \*  
> \*\*I’m the Maytag repairman, in a pornographic kind of way… \*\*

**Yeah BABY! You like that? Huh? Who’s you daddy? Get ready for the spin cycle beatch!!!**  
Somehow I’m afraid to let you near my appliances now.

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