# Imaginary foods you wish existed **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443 "2011-08-12T11:51:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Chopper9760](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Chopper9760](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chopper9760)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443/61 "2011-08-15T21:46:09Z")
Perfect moist, sticky Chinese restaurant rice that stayed perfect, moist, and sticky. FOREVER. As a hunter I would really appreciate it if deer and elk came in different, random (but all tasty) flavors. We’d reminisce over the all-bacon deer or that year we shot the fillet mingon elk. OMG, look, it’s a barbeque-beef-badger! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443/62 "2011-08-15T22:06:27Z")
Porcupine pie, vanilla soup (a double scoop, please), Tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese, and Chicken Ripple ice cream for dessert. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443/63 "2011-08-15T23:00:52Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > No, not like a scotch egg. The breadcrumb coating and the sausage meat are both high carb. One scotch egg contains almost an entire day’s allowance of carbs for an Atkins dieter. :dubious: What the heck kind of sausage are you buying? Any decent-quality sausage shouldn’t have any carbs at all. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Bosstrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstrain)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443/64 "2011-08-16T00:25:04Z")
> [@Vihaga](#): > > Really good non-alcoholic wine and beer in all the varieties that normal wine and beer have. Sometimes I don’t want the alcohol, but I love the taste of good beer and wine with or afterward. Traitor, plain traitor…plus, you should be drinking mead like us Norsemen. Instead, I’d go for alcohol that just gets you more drunk, without the ill side effects of a sick stomach and spinning rooms… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443/65 "2011-08-16T00:33:52Z")
> [@Athena](#): > > :dubious: > > What the heck kind of sausage are you buying? Any decent-quality sausage shouldn’t have any carbs at all. Also curious about this. The sausage I buy contains pig and spices. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443/66 "2011-08-16T04:22:36Z")
Nobody’s mentioned [ambrosia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrosia) yet? Only one bite and you become a god. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443/67 "2011-08-17T08:08:55Z")
Gimmie some of that ol’ Janx Spirit. I would eat Soylent Green if it were cheap enough. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imaginary-foods-you-wish-existed/592443.md?page=3)