# Imagine-ary Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119 "2007-11-03T17:40:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jamaika\_a\_jamaikaiake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamaika_a_jamaikaiake)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/61 "2007-11-04T04:44:44Z")
[Pulykamell](http://users.atw.hu/kukoribaromfi/img3.gif) ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/62 "2007-11-04T04:52:59Z")
[QUOTE=Jamaika a jamaikaiaké] [Pulykamell](http://users.atw.hu/kukoribaromfi/img3.gif) [/QUOTE] No way, dude. [This](http://www.ssb4.net/users/60723/dsp_dsc08925.jpg) is a pulley camel! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/63 "2007-11-04T04:54:34Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] [Nzinga, Seated](http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1552314/2/istockphoto_1552314_powerful_woman.jpg) (uh, standing) [/QUOTE] What, oh no way. That girl is a stick, I see [this](http://www.hiphopgalaxy.com/IMG/wallpaper-vida-guerra.jpg). (Sort of NSFW, but no nudity) And I know she’s mentioned that she’s technically a “bigger girl”, but I don’t care. I have an online crush on her like crazy. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/64 "2007-11-04T04:54:56Z")
[elucidator](http://www.sailwinds.org/images/russimage.jpg) [Sampiro](http://www.franklymydear.com/history/pix/ps-leslie.gif) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/65 "2007-11-04T04:58:48Z")
[QUOTE=BiblioCat] [Jayjay](http://www.bereanbaskets.com/images/pl_jayjay_full.jpg) (It’s Jay Jay the Jet Plane from a kid’s TV show. It’s what I always think of when I see the name.) [/QUOTE] Oh, good lord…I’m a flying Thomas the Tank Engine… ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/66 "2007-11-04T05:00:54Z")
[Bibliocat](http://www.bluebomber.com/japan/12/cat_reading_1.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/67 "2007-11-04T05:09:56Z")
I think the thread we thought of is [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239129&highlight=camel+spits) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/68 "2007-11-04T05:14:04Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] [Bibliocat](http://www.bluebomber.com/japan/12/cat_reading_1.jpg) 😃 [/QUOTE] You’re both adorable! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/69 "2007-11-04T05:39:03Z")
[eleanor rigby.](http://www.loti.com/sixties_fashion/images/l_fdh_Pink_Black_Mary_Quant.jpg) I picture her as a British woman, dressed in 60s mod. [WhyNot.](http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/31756.jpg) The crunchy-granola hippy-type, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/70 "2007-11-04T06:39:29Z")
No, no, no, [this](http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/7242/5179.jpg) is Njinga. On the subject of black female Dopers (“someone’s gotta carry on the legacy” while VC03 is away), I hope I don’t offend when I say [this](http://www.microsoft.com/prophoto/images/icons/portfolio/smith/04.jpg) is how I picture Jali. (All taste is relative of course, but while the actress in the photo isn’t a conventional beauty I’ve always thought she was ‘damned saxy’ not to mention super-intelligent and cool.) Of course if _I_ were to portray _myself_ as a black woman, I think it would either be Halle Berry or Shirley Hemphill. I wonder what a morph of the two would look like… ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/71 "2007-11-04T06:47:14Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] No, no, no, [this](http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/7242/5179.jpg) is Njinga. On the subject of black female Dopers (“someone’s gotta carry on the legacy” while VC03 is away), I hope I don’t offend when I say [this](http://www.microsoft.com/prophoto/images/icons/portfolio/smith/04.jpg) is how I picture Jali. (All taste is relative of course, but while the actress in the photo isn’t a conventional beauty I’ve always thought she was ‘damned saxy’ not to mention super-intelligent and cool.) Of course if _I_ were to portray _myself_ as a black woman, I think it would either be Halle Berry or Shirley Hemphill. I wonder what a morph of the two would look like… [/QUOTE] Just as I do for all of my fellow gay men who forget this fact, I remind you that you are _not_ a strong black woman… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/72 "2007-11-04T07:03:12Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] [Queen Bruin](http://www.brian-hamman.com/freyja.JPG) [/QUOTE] That’s definitely what my inner self looks like. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/73 "2007-11-04T07:05:03Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] Just as I do for all of my fellow gay men who forget this fact, I remind you that you are _not_ a strong black woman… [/QUOTE] Cite? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/74 "2007-11-04T11:56:42Z")
[ScareyFaerie](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/deviantARTFlippyFairybyEG-565.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/75 "2007-11-04T15:16:09Z")
[Kythereia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Botticelli_Venus.jpg). [jshore](http://www.billgiles.co.uk/index.html). ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/76 "2007-11-04T15:30:06Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] [tdn](http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/img/cast/character/big_pussy_bonpensiero.jpg) He might, \*just might \*get the reference and joke. And maybe he’ll come along and explain. [/QUOTE] You kids and your inside jokes… ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/77 "2007-11-04T16:23:02Z")
[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer] [FairyChatMom](http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s103/purplkid/fcm.jpg) [/QUOTE] Close but here’s the real deal: [FairyChatMom](http://www.straightdope.com/fcm.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/78 "2007-11-04T16:43:58Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] I don’t know which freaks me out more, that someone included me on one of these lists, or [how close they came](http://www.esnips.com/doc/19028394-cb9c-4d4e-abb9-1d0bfe05f8fb/Robert-as-Number-Two---with-gun).\* Here’s my mental picture of [TubaDiva](http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/emi_tubagirl-copy-2.jpg). - Jebus help me, that’s me as Number Two for Hallowe’en this year. [/QUOTE] No, I have red hair . . . well, [most of the time.](http://www.straightdope.com/sousie!.jpg) [And not here either.](http://www.straightdope.com/sousaphone.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/79 "2007-11-04T17:19:43Z")
Excuse me, but what is with all these pictures of hot women with tubas? Am I missing something? Here’s what I missed: [tubadive](http://dr-dowden.com/faqs/tubadive.html) The difference one letter can make. 🙂 [HazelNutCoffee](http://cottagecollections.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/04/hazel_2.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/80 "2007-11-04T18:11:44Z")
[Bricker.](http://www.prisonflicks.com/images/AMSantana3.jpg) [Diogenes the Cynic.](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/LPG/51028~Led-Zeppelin-Stairway-to-Heaven-Posters.jpg) [TubaDiva.](http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/l-a-story.jpg) (I couldn’t find a pic of that character playing her tuba, unfortunetly.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119.md?page=5)