# Imagine-ary Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119 "2007-11-03T17:40:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/81 "2007-11-04T18:22:13Z")
[QUOTE=Queen Bruin] [This](http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/real_genius.jpg) is how I envision **Stranger on a Train**. [/QUOTE] Damn, that is how I think of him to. [QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] [WhatExit?](http://www.nndb.com/people/278/000058104/steve-van-zandt-sized.jpg) [/QUOTE] Not too far from the truth, you got a dark haired Italian guy from Central Jersey that was not native to NJ. He even grew up one town over from where I did, just 15 years earlier. [QUOTE=eleanorigby] Here’s [WhatExit?](http://www.timefold.com/brosimages/MiddleEarth.jpg) [/QUOTE] 😃 [jshore](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bill_Nye_BSC.jpg) I like Bill Nye and his ability to make science interesting. I know what she really looks like, but [Twickster](http://www.lollipopanimation.com/images/gallery/large/female_bugs_bunny_viking.jpg). [Silenus](http://www.wcpn.org/jazz/jazztracks/2002/images/magna-graecia/Silenus-Antefix.jpg) [WhyNot](http://www.almaart.com/images/Earth%20Mother%20009%20copy.jpg) [Rick Jay](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0743227220.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg) [Clothahump](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Snapping_turtle_3_md.jpg) [Giraffe](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Giraffe_standing.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/82 "2007-11-04T18:31:19Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] [HazelNutCoffee](http://cottagecollections.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/04/hazel_2.gif) [/QUOTE] HAhahahahaha! I find this funnier because you know what I actually look like. [eleanorigby](http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/98/00/23210098.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/83 "2007-11-04T18:33:53Z")
Hey, that reminds me of the time we took the kids to Brookfield Zoo, years ago. The zoo wasn’t crowded, so we took our time. We got the giraffe enclosure and here was the male giraffe attempting to mount the female. I was riveted. My husband became like a Victorian virgin maiden, he was that upset. Lemme tell you, male giraffes have the longest penises I’ve ever seen. I’ll swear it was almost prehensile. He didn’t succeed in his aim while we were there. The kids were asking all kinds of questions and my husband was glaring at me. Hee. 😃 [MamaTiger](http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/twa0092l.jpg) Sorry that it says "dad’, but it gets some of the concepts I want to convey-the intelligence and the bit the caption covers. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/84 "2007-11-04T18:37:27Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] HAhahahahaha! I find this funnier because you know what I actually look like. [eleanorigby](http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/98/00/23210098.jpg) [/QUOTE] well, YOU try finding a picture of a hazelnut pouring coffee! 😃 Dammit–some of these pics of me show me as so unhappy. Do I come across as THAT unhappy? I mean, my life is occasionally shit, but whose isn’t? (Note to self: must be perkier). [Bricker](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://waysandmeans.house.gov/Legacy/portraits/1789-1898/harper.jpg&imgrefurl=http://waysandmeans.house.gov/Legacy/portraits/1789-1898/harper.htm&h=571&w=450&sz=52&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=J_20icjxSEsSzM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpompous%2Blawyer%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN) ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/85 "2007-11-04T18:40:44Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] Just as I do for all of my fellow gay men who forget this fact, I remind you that you are _not_ a strong black woman… 😃 [/QUOTE] You mean I’m not really Queen Latifah inside? ☹ Can I be Lil Kim or Foxy Brown or Trina instead? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/86 "2007-11-04T18:44:13Z")
No, way, this is **MamaTiger**. [MamaTiger](http://www.vishwabhavan.org/images/durga03.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/87 "2007-11-04T18:50:19Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Dammit–some of these pics of me show me as so unhappy. Do I come across as THAT unhappy? I mean, my life is occasionally shit, but whose isn’t? (Note to self: must be perkier). [/QUOTE] It’s the name, dear. _Died in the church and was buried along with her name/nobody came_, all that. To borrow a line from _Angels in America_, “Prior! You can’t name your cat Little Sheba and expect her to stay home!” If it’s any better, [this is how](http://www.nndb.com/people/742/000050592/lovey-sm.jpg) I picture you. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/88 "2007-11-04T18:55:46Z")
Um… I’ll take morose, please! (who is that? I can’t read her name–she looks like Lucille Ball’s sister). [Mr Moto](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tvacres.com/images/wkrp_les.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tvacres.com/props_walls_les.htm&h=180&w=138&sz=6&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=XRzn817asFtVbM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=77&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLes%2BNessman%2BWKRP%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DG) ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/89 "2007-11-04T18:58:27Z")
Another thread that proves I fly below the radar. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/90 "2007-11-04T19:06:27Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] Another thread that proves I fly below the radar. [/QUOTE] [Loach](http://www.restaurantwidow.com/images/loach.jpg) You might want to consider vitamins. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/91 "2007-11-04T19:09:05Z")
My good buddy [Stratocaster](http://www.friedmanarchives.com/Miscellaneous/pages/Sandy%20w%20Stratocaster.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/92 "2007-11-04T19:15:42Z")
[Wile E.](http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8985/3223398455fe764bf7ablx8.jpg) [twickster](http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/8892/855168410153721a59donm7.jpg) [Giraffe](http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9193/2617265454b7573992oii0.jpg) [Swampwolf](http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f23/pina45/mr-t.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/93 "2007-11-04T19:25:15Z")
[Colibri](http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6986/4458027938aa32d68feoou2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/94 "2007-11-04T19:31:54Z")
I love the one of **Wile E** and the one of **Giraffe**. Just for giggles: [Anaamika](http://www.badindiangirl.com/) ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/95 "2007-11-04T19:34:19Z")
[Figaro](http://razorland55.free.fr/razorama_paper/figaro01.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/96 "2007-11-04T19:36:38Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] Another thread that proves I fly below the radar. [/QUOTE] [Loach](http://www.cherrymash.com/images/cop-today.jpg) (oh, okay, more like [Loach](http://freethoughts.org/archives/police.jpg)). [Chronos](http://www.myastrologybook.com/SaturnGoya450w20q.jpg) (or less disturbingly, [Chronos](http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/image/images/saturn/saturn.gif)). ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/97 "2007-11-04T19:37:20Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Dammit–some of these pics of me show me as so unhappy. Do I come across as THAT unhappy? I mean, my life is occasionally shit, but whose isn’t? (Note to self: must be perkier). [/QUOTE] Well, like **Sampiro** said, it’s the name. Hey, you keep your face in a jar by the door! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/98 "2007-11-04T19:46:11Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] (Note to self: must be perkier) [/QUOTE] Well, that changes [everything](http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/that-girl.jpg)! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/99 "2007-11-04T19:54:22Z")
[QUOTE=Lionne] [Colibri](http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6986/4458027938aa32d68feoou2.jpg) [/QUOTE] [This](http://www.loc.gov/rr/rarebook/guide/ra041001.jpg) is more like it, but without the rifle. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119/100 "2007-11-04T19:57:20Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Well, that changes [everything](http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/that-girl.jpg)! 🙂 [/QUOTE] cracks up. THAT girl, eh? Why not–I’ll do it! “Donald!” :eek: How’s that… [PurplKid\_Caterer](http://www.k-state.edu/english/nelp/images/johnson.characters/harold_9_kinds_of_pie.jpeg) [No One Special](http://subwaysurfer.com/wp-content/xl%20jewish%20man.jpg) [VunderBob](http://ziyouz.com/rasmlar/articles/vunderkind.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-ary-dopers/425119.md?page=6)