# Imagine the U.S. gave out knighthoods....

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 27, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-the-u-s-gave-out-knighthoods/393924 "2007-02-27T20:17:32Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-the-u-s-gave-out-knighthoods/393924/21 "2007-03-01T14:23:00Z")

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Viscount Swazye?

Sir Tom, Knight of Xenu.

Dame Britney.

Dame Oprah, Baroness of Broadcasts

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imagine-the-u-s-gave-out-knighthoods/393924/22 "2007-03-01T15:07:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]  
We already have various levels of nobility here.

Baron Von Rasche  
Baron Karl Von Krupp  
Lord Alfred Hayes  
Lord Steven Regal  
Sir Oliver Humperdink  
Jerry “The King” Lawler  
😃  
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There’s a Barron Hilton and a Barron Trump as well.

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