# IMDb sucks yak cock **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 10, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793 "2008-04-10T19:43:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793/61 "2008-04-16T23:35:48Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] Penis - the breakfast of champions! [/QUOTE] I wish I could convince my wife of that… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793/62 "2008-04-16T23:41:07Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] The key is to aviod IMDB discussion on any movie remotely interesting to imbeciles- if you stick to highbrow fare, there’s usually not a lot of “is he gay” comments for Dersu Uzala for example. Though maybe there should be. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Come on–two guys, alone in the ruthless, freezing wilderness, forced to stay warm by any means necessary–is there any real mystery to that one? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793/63 "2008-04-17T01:24:04Z")
The last time I went to IMDb (to read the No Country For Old Men forum) there was a fucking advertisement and a “click here if you are not redirected to IMDb in 10 seconds” link EVERY TIME I CLICKED ON A NEW THREAD. Guulppp…guuuurrh…mmguuuuuhh…guuuuhh…mmmmmgggguuughh…sluuurrrpp…that’s the sound of the chief administrator of IMDb eagerly gulping down the greasy, tangy dick of a full-grown Himalayan bull yak. That’s right, guys, keep on sucking…you’ve done well so far, before you know it that yak will have emptied its sizable gonads down your esophagus. It’ll just be a little longer now…don’t give up. ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793/64 "2008-04-17T01:59:58Z")
Just send the IDMB admins a message saying that that hey, yak cock’d it up! ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793/65 "2008-04-17T02:22:27Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] The last time I went to IMDb (to read the No Country For Old Men forum) there was a fucking advertisement and a “click here if you are not redirected to IMDb in 10 seconds” link EVERY TIME I CLICKED ON A NEW THREAD. Guulppp…guuuurrh…mmguuuuuhh…guuuuhh…mmmmmgggguuughh…sluuurrrpp…that’s the sound of the chief administrator of IMDb eagerly gulping down the greasy, tangy dick of a full-grown Himalayan bull yak. That’s right, guys, keep on sucking…you’ve done well so far, before you know it that yak will have emptied its sizable gonads down your esophagus. It’ll just be a little longer now…don’t give up. [/QUOTE] Best laugh I’ve had all day. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793/66 "2008-04-17T15:16:54Z")
Fun Fact, for Fun Fact Thursday: Yak jiz whitens your teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Carnacki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Carnacki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnacki)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793/67 "2008-04-17T15:38:14Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Fun Fact, for Fun Fact Thursday: Yak jiz whitens your teeth. [/QUOTE] For the record, last week’s fun fact was completely untrue. I’m still constipated, and my neighbor’s mastiff is PISSED. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793/68 "2008-04-17T18:10:01Z")
[The chief systems operator at IMDb, hard at work.](http://www.lowdin.nu/Treks/Zanskar88/Film0758.jpg) If I had a quarter for every pint of thick, pungent yak come that those nurds have deftly coaxed from the bulging gonads of that old yak, I would finally be able to finance the production of the _Postman_ prequel that I’ve been envisioning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imdb-sucks-yak-cock/444793.md?page=3)