# IMHO ITFSNA\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2002, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988 "2002-07-09T00:09:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/1 "2002-07-09T00:09:05Z")
It’s Time For Some New Abbreviations [FYI](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32636), courtesy of **2sense**. Still, IMHO there’s a dire need for some new ones. Particularly: ITFHA - It’s The Fucking Hampsters Again SSSD - Standard Safe Sex Disclaimer SSSSDGR - Standard ‘Standard Safe Sex Disclaimer’ Gay Response I know I would definitely like to see: WOOTHTKI - Watch Out! Oogy Things Happening To Kids Inside -just so I don’t have to read about horrible happenings to innocent kids in the Pit if I want to be pleasantly ignorant for awhile. GFASM - Go Felch A Syphilitic Monkey - since it’s becoming such a standard insult. VNW - Voila, Not Wa-la! and LHTSYFJ - Learn How To Spell You Fucking Jackass Something I’d like to see but probably wouldn’t get used: IRRSIAIAJ - I’m Really, Really Sorry. I Admit I’m A Jackass. How about you folks? Got any suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/2 "2002-07-09T00:10:28Z")
ITFHA! That title was supposed to be all caps. IRRSIAIAJ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/3 "2002-07-09T00:25:02Z")
This one’s for all the where/were, there/their crap which, it is now clear, we are powerless to eliminate. In the war against ignorance, we may have to accept a few defeats here and there, and this is one of them. Hence: **PLTSYDUN** Please Learn To Spell, You’re Driving Us Nuts. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/4 "2002-07-09T00:47:36Z")
OK; my contribution is: PNATR: Please, Not Another Traffic Rant Seriously, these are getting really _old_. Can’t we just all agree that nobody can drive and let it go? Of course, as Dave Barry says, “One of the things that everyone in the civilized world has in common, is that, deep down, we all believe we are above average drivers.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/5 "2002-07-09T00:56:03Z")
DSACOOYEWYWTS? - does steam actually come out of your ears when you write that shit? PRODAYGAB- Please rejoin our discussion after you get a brain. WIYLAGAYWIIL - Wow, if you look as good as you write, I’m in love. IDHALEVTETDOMC - I don’t have a large enough vocabulary to express the depth of my contempt. PLUGAK - Please leave us grownups alone, kid. TSIYBHASIIB - The stick in your butt has a stick in its butt. YAMICYAAI - Your answer make it clear you are an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/6 "2002-07-09T00:59:08Z")
Wow **yojimboguy** , have you just been in GD? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/7 "2002-07-09T02:06:36Z")
CBFE: Chocolate boobies for everyone. Running gag…move along… ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/8 "2002-07-09T02:14:42Z")
NTPSTFAD Next Time Please Search The Archives First, Dumbass ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/9 "2002-07-09T02:17:02Z")
GOOGLE Um, wait… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/10 "2002-07-09T02:56:49Z")
D.E.A.D.H.O.R.S.E. Debate Egregiously And Dive Headlong Over Rehashed Subjects Eternally. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/11 "2002-07-09T03:30:20Z")
Bermuda999 had a great list of them. It’s in the CLassic Posts: [http://www.teemingmillions.com/acronyms.html](http://www.teemingmillions.com/acronyms.html) ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/12 "2002-07-09T04:28:03Z")
YS – You Suck YRS – You Really Suck ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/13 "2002-07-09T05:36:17Z")
IATSPSMNP: I’m a tactless schlub; please send me naked pix. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/14 "2002-07-09T06:24:55Z")
ITLTMFWYMSFMTE – I’m too lazy to make food, will you make something for me to eat? ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/15 "2002-07-09T12:40:12Z")
BHGANO - Bin Him/Her, Get A New One. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/16 "2002-07-09T14:02:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*GFASM - Go Felch A Syphilitic Monkey - since it’s becoming such a standard insult. \*\* I like this one because I would say it “GEE-fas-um” which makes me giggle. Much like the way “I’m a ho” (IMHO) and “Mmmm-pis-ums” (MPSIMS) does. You’re right… I’m retarded. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/17 "2002-07-09T14:30:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > > ITFHA - It’s The Fucking Hampsters Again > > LHTSYFJ - Learn How To Spell You Fucking Jackass > > How about you folks? Got any suggestions? \*\* :smack: There is no “p” in “hamsters”. :rolleyes: TPCTKB– **T** he **P** ot **C** alling **T** he **K** ettle **B** lack. :wally ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/18 "2002-07-09T14:45:29Z")
**NTABWTIMPC** - Nothing to add but want to increase my post count. **SCEMRTP** - stupid coding error, must remember to preview. ---
**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/19 "2002-07-09T14:56:36Z")
IAAFMPFMIES- I Am A Freaking Moron ,I Am Eternally Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988/20 "2002-07-09T15:02:29Z")
Preview dammit! It should be: IAAFMPFMIAES-I Am A Freaking Moron ,Please Forgive Me I am Eternally Sorry. GWORR- George W. Or Repulicans Rant. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-itfsna/117988.md?page=2)