# IMHO People who eat one sunflower seed at a time are little sissy boys.

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 10, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-people-who-eat-one-sunflower-seed-at-a-time-are-little-sissy-boys/415180 "2007-08-10T21:51:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-people-who-eat-one-sunflower-seed-at-a-time-are-little-sissy-boys/415180/21 "2007-08-12T03:09:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Creaky]  
You. Me. Outside the fern bar. After school. Be there.  
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_gasp_ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

OMG!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!FIGHT!!!

_rounds everyone up_…_passes out fliers_  
Oh, and sunflower seeds are for sissies in general. Pistachios are my shelled snack of choice and I am a Real Man (w/ optional detachable penis).

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-people-who-eat-one-sunflower-seed-at-a-time-are-little-sissy-boys/415180/22 "2007-08-12T03:28:20Z")

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[QUOTE=ChrisBooth12]  
Put a handful in your mouth and store them in your cheek like a little woodland creature.  
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Then, by the time you work the one shell up to the front of your tongue, there is no more salty goodness.

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