# IMHO Prom Queen And Prom King! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 18, 2001, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039 "2001-11-18T05:49:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/1 "2001-11-18T05:49:15Z")
Nominations are now open for IMHO Prom Queen and King. The top three vote getters this week will face a runoff in one week, and you may nominate Esprix in one catagory only. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/2 "2001-11-18T17:21:01Z")
\ [whiney tone]Pick me. Pick meeeeeeeeee.[/whiney tone] ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/3 "2001-11-18T18:02:00Z")
I nominate **porcupine**. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/4 "2001-11-18T18:55:35Z")
oooh, I wanna be nominated! Just for the sheer pleasure to run against **porcupine**! I’ve even got a great dress for it! ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/5 "2001-11-18T19:14:07Z")
I’m never invited to these things, so I’m just gonna crash the party and stand against a wall, wearing a leather jacket and looking sullen/tough. And I _may_ flip a quarter over and over, or let a toothpick dangle from the side of my mouth. So there Fenris ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/6 "2001-11-18T21:07:40Z")
I’m soooo sorry, Fenris! In your honor, I’ve started a new contest thread with you in mind. Good luck. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/7 "2001-11-18T22:08:58Z")
Don’t mind me. I’ll just be gazing lustfully at that bad boy **Fenris**. ---
**Author:** ![Bossk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@Bossk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bossk)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/8 "2001-11-19T00:02:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*…and you may nominate Esprix in one catagory only. \*\* Hmm…anybody got any goat’s blood and a bucket? hehehehe sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/9 "2001-11-19T00:59:46Z")
I nominate **Fenris**! _gets in **Arden Ranger** ’s way_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/10 "2001-11-19T01:41:54Z")
_‘accidently’ spills punch on **Kat** while standing in chair for better leering position_ Ooops. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/11 "2001-11-19T01:47:42Z")
(_\*_) (_\*_) , Now, who wants to nominate me ? ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/12 "2001-11-19T01:57:43Z")
( **|** )[sup]\*[/sup] Who wants to nominate me? * * * [sub]\* My ass![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![More\_Cowbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@More\_Cowbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/More_Cowbell)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/13 "2001-11-19T02:30:30Z")
At first, I thought this said **PORN** Queen! I’m kind of too disappointed now to nominate anyone. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/14 "2001-11-19T02:34:45Z")
Porn King? Well that would have to be Sofa King. No one else even comes close to his depth of knowledge in that arena. Porn Queen? Well there’s a _lot_ of competition but I think Creaky gets the nod for enthusiasm. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/15 "2001-11-19T02:38:33Z")
I nominate SterlingNorth and his ass ! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/16 "2001-11-19T03:08:06Z")
Sterling North would be king, then, and his ass would be queen? ::imagines some strange getup so that sterling’s got a tux and his ass is in a skirt:: ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/17 "2001-11-19T03:28:34Z")
Oh, man, **astro**! Somehow I _knew_ that thread would be back to bite me in the butt! Heh, heh, heh… I said “butt”. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/18 "2001-11-19T05:16:14Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SterlingNorth \* > \*\*( **|** )[sup]_[/sup] Who wants to nominate me? > > * * * > > [sub]\* My ass![/sub]\*\* Heh. I thought the asterisk was supposed to be part of the picture. I didn’t even realise the “My ass!” part because I thought it was a sig. I was wondering what kind of silly ass **SterlingNorth** had. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/19 "2001-11-19T06:38:50Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Czarcasm** _ > > Nominations are now open for IMHO Prom Queen and King. > The top three vote getters this week will face a runoff in one week, and you may nominate Esprix in one catagory only. 😉 Chauvinist. 😉 > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Bossk** _ > > Hmm…anybody got any goat’s blood and a bucket? > > hehehehe > > sorry. Meaning? 😕 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039/20 "2001-11-19T07:15:49Z")
Yeah, I could just see our Esprix in the role of “Carrie”. 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho-prom-queen-and-prom-king/94039.md?page=2)