# IMHO **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 25, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650 "2000-11-25T16:00:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/1 "2000-11-25T16:00:49Z")
IMHO _The Godfather_ is one of the greatest films ever made. IMHO Todd Helton should have been named MVP. IMHO All members of these ‘Boy Bands’ should be forced to earn a living based on talent, ensuring each and every one of them jobs in which they wear paper hats and ask if you want fries with that. IMHO Being a Computer Network Associate is the sexiest, most intriguing job a man could have, and women should get all hot just thinking about what I do for a living. IMHO _Shakespeare in Love_ is to great films what Wayne Gretzky is to baseball. IMHO It’s about time I become ruler of the world. IMHO Everyone who reads this should play along and post here. IMHO Everyone who talks with me should realize they are in the presence of greatness and treat me accordingly. IMHO That if you tie a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, to the back of a cat and then throw the cat, the cat would then _still_ land on its feet, regardless of what the bread wants to do. IMHO The man who discovered you can grind up coffee beans and filter water through them should have a monument in his honor in every major city in the world. IMHO The above also goes for the first man to make chocolate covered cherries. IMHO People should stop giving acting jobs to Madonna. IMHO This OP has gone on long enough. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/2 "2000-11-25T17:27:40Z")
IMHO, despite the title this thread is better suited for MPSIMS. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/3 "2000-11-25T17:38:32Z")
IMHO I need to get back to school before my family winds up dead. IMHO my 25 year old brother is old enough to fold his own damn laundry. IMHO I came home for Thanksgiving to catch up on sleep, not to be dragged out of bed at 7 every morning. IMHO I really don’t want to write a paper on _Oedipus Rex_. IMHO I really want a bagel right now, but we don’t have any cream cheese. IMHO my friends should show up at my door and kidnap me before I hotwire the car and get the hell out of here. IMHO I’m not bitter at all. Honest. IMHO I need a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/4 "2000-11-25T17:46:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*IMHO, despite the title this thread is better suited for MPSIMS. 🙂 \*\* Don’t you love it when the mods play along and chastise you at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/5 "2000-11-25T17:50:22Z")
Yes, sir may I please have another? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/6 "2000-11-25T21:30:04Z")
IMHO I have one of the sportiest looking, yet most unrecognized, cars around. IMHO along with the coffee and chocolate statues, there needs to be one for the guy that came up with the idea for rum. IMHO this is the worst part of the year, in that it’s cold and pissy out, but not snowy. IMHO men who own cats should be immediately recognized for their strength of charcter, parental abilities and intelligence. Therefor, women should swoon in their arms. IMHO Ohio really is the “Heart of it all.” IMHO there is no place like home, but that’s not neccessarily a bad thing. IMHO teachers, cops and firemen should get, if only for one year, the same salary as “professional” sports personalities. IMHO making the jump from the manufacturing world to the world of tech isn’t really that hard. IMHO the world would be so much more fun if it could snow and be 80 degrees at the same time…skinny-skiing! IMHO it really is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, unless she was a real bitch that ripped your heart out and left you for dead, then you’d prob’ly have been better of never having met her. IMHO I need a drink. I’ll get the first round… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/7 "2000-11-25T21:36:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **IMHO teachers, cops and firemen should get, if only for one year, the same salary as “professional” sports personalities.** That’s a good one. Hell, with the salary some of these sports stars, the teachers, cops, and firemen would be glad for a week’s or even a day’s pay! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/8 "2000-11-25T22:25:53Z")
IMHO white chocolate should be a part of every meal. IMHO my job sucks. IMHO The West Wing is the best show on TV. IMHO the mods should have at their disposal a button to automatically fry trolls. IMHO there should be more opportunities for being a professional video game player. IMHO my friend Pete should stop dragging his ass and register to this board (that was just for him, in case he’s lurking). IMHO the movie **Shakes the Clown** should be annually awarded a special Oscar statuette. IMHO anyone who likes Celine Dion should be deported to Siberia. IMHO more people on this board should spontaneously mention me in their threads, just because I’m one Hell of a guy. IMHO I’m sick of typing IMHO (my pinky is cramping on the \ key. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/9 "2000-11-26T00:54:20Z")
IMHO there is entirely too much ignorance, sometimes willfull, in the world. IMHO giving gifts should be optional. IMHO insults should not exist, if only to protect those who don’t deserve to hear them. IMHO the Braves are the most underrated and overrated baseball team in America. IMHO there are too many deaths in this country. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/10 "2000-11-26T01:52:58Z")
IMHO, my Os aren’t H. IMHO, lists can most certainly have two things on it. You hear me Opal? IMHO, anyone who says “no pun intended” quite clearly means “pun specifically intended” IMHO, I’m lazy IMHO, doing it donkey style is really the only way to go IMHO, kids are getting fatter these days, there oughta be a way to make money off that. IMHO, I’m really just stalling my process of getting ready to go out to a “singles” thing by posting to this board. IMHO, my job sucks too. IMHO, I don’t blame any pop musician one bit for cashing in on their fame as much as humanly possible before they approach minute fifteen. IMHO, I blame the fans of that garbage for believing that crap music, by crap labels, promoted by crap cable stations, and played on crap radio somehow makes it good. IMHO, English is one wacky language. IMHO, anyone that claims to be “God fearing” doesn’t really get the concept of God. IMHO, I find it annoying that I’m ready to press submit reply only to have another idea come to me. IMHO, it doesn’t matter, really. Most people don’t read most posts anyway. IMHO, writing porn professionally sounds like a really cool way to make money. IMHO, I’ve stalled long enough. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/11 "2000-11-26T02:08:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > **IMHO, my Os aren’t H.** IMHO I need to go to bed, since it took me a good five mintues sitting here asking myself what the hell did **Ender** mean by that before it finally dawned on me. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/12 "2000-11-26T04:06:49Z")
IMHO sleep is best enjoyed while naked and with someone to keep you warm. IMHO hot dogs are better with brown mustard, not yellow. ---
**Author:** ![Kerrigan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/49beb7/32.png) [@Kerrigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kerrigan)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/13 "2000-11-26T04:20:26Z")
IMHO nobody’s given tiggeril that hug yet… {{tiggeril}} Even if you don’t know me! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/14 "2000-11-26T04:30:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > > **IMHO, my Os aren’t H.** > > IMHO I need to go to bed, since it took me a good five mintues sitting here asking myself what the hell did **Ender** mean by that before it finally dawned on me. > \*\* IMHO I need to go to bed a while ago, because I still don’t know what Ender meant. IMHO ssskuggiii has someone specific in mind to share occupancy of her bed. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/15 "2000-11-26T04:38:21Z")
IMHO Kerrigan deserves a big thank you. And there it is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/16 "2000-11-26T05:09:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > > IMHO, my Os aren’t H. > > IMHO I need to go to bed a while ago, because I still don’t know what Ender meant. > \*\* IMHO=In My Humble Opinion. He’s saying his Opinions aren’t Humble. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/17 "2000-11-26T05:14:36Z")
You were supposed to go to bed! That’s ok. I was supposed to go to that singles thing. I skipped out after an hour. Quite boring. I did get a girl’s number though, so issssawguwd. IMHO, I think I’ll call her up next week… ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/18 "2000-11-26T07:12:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > **IMHO sleep is best enjoyed while naked and with someone to keep you warm.** You are so incredibly right, now if only I could convince that certain special someone to oblige me and come over to keep me warm. ::looks over to a certain registered SDer who hardly ever posts:: IMHO the people who really deserve love and hugs hardly ever get what they deserve, though once in a while they meet each other and are happy together. Right mommy? (not my real mom people) IMHO there is nothing wrong with BDS&M, more people should agree with me on that. IMHO spiked leather collars should be god accesories for anything you wear, no matter what it is. IMHO more people should learn to speak Spanish, it’s a beautiful language IMHO somreone should invent a way to get over breakups easier without being bitter about it IMHO hickies are fun IMHO Star Wars is the greatest, the little teddy bear people should be real and be sold in pet stores. I want one! IMHO people should be more cuddly and loving towards one another. I love you all! Love, hugs and kisses to the lot of you! Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/19 "2000-11-26T07:43:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > IMHO there is nothing wrong with BDS&M, more people should agree with me on that. > IMHO spiked leather collars should be god accesories for anything you wear, no matter what it is. > > Kitty \*\* IMHO these quotes from someone called Fairy Princess Kitty are kinda unexpected. Sounds more like it should come from someone named evilbeth or Crankyasanoldman. Not that there’s anything wrong with degradation. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/20 "2000-11-26T14:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \* > \*\*IMHO more people should learn to speak Spanish, it’s a beautiful language \*\* Tus ojos brillan como las estrellas. Sientate en mi cara y meneate. 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650.md?page=2)