# IMHO

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 25, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650 "2000-11-25T16:00:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/21 "2000-11-26T14:40:06Z")

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IMHO, Bud Selig owes Pete Rose an apology  
IMHO, Pete Rose was the greatest player of all time  
IMHO, Brian Setzer and the Reverend Horton Heat are **Gods**  
IMHO, there should be a major motion picture where Kate Winslett’s breasts are exposed in every scene  
IMHO, Jennifer Connolly’s, too  
IMHO, the Rolling Stones suck  
IMHO, ‘The West Wing’ and ‘Titus’ should be on _every_ night  
IMHO, I am underpaid  
IMHO, anal sex is pretty cool  
IMHO, rap music should be banned by Federal Law  
IMHO, boy band music, too  
IMHO, Diet Coke should be free

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/22 "2000-11-26T14:56:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> **IMHO, Pete Rose was the greatest player of all time**

Must . . . not . . . get into . . . baseball . . . debate!

[sub]IMHO - Babe Ruth, Ted Williams, Stan Musial, Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, and Lou Gehrig I can understand, but **Pete Rose** the all-time greatest? You must be a Reds fan.[/sub]

But just to show **spooje** I’m not all bad:  
IMHO, Pete Rose should be reinstated to baseball and allowed in the Hall of Fame.

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> IMHO, anal sex is pretty cool

In keeping with our baseball theme, do you mean pitching or catching here? 😃

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/23 "2000-11-26T15:10:40Z")

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Uhhh…pitching  
Also, IMHO, bald is beautiful, baby!  
[sub]IMHO, there should be a statue to Charlie Hustle outside of every stadium…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/24 "2000-11-26T15:14:40Z")

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**spooje** said

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> IMHO, anal sex is pretty cool

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Might depend on if you’re posting from prison or not. And whether your name is Bubba. IMHO, or course.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/25 "2000-11-26T15:25:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tiggeril \*  
> **IMHO my 25 year old brother is old enough to fold his own damn laundry.  
> IMHO I really don’t want to write a paper on _Oedipus Rex_.**

IMHO you are in an excellent mood for writing that paper!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/26 "2000-11-26T15:28:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> **IMHO, there should be a statue to Charlie Hustle outside of every stadium…**

:mad:Grrrrrrrrr . . .

Must . . . NOT . . . get into . . . debate!!!

Repeat to self: It’s just his opinion, it’s just his opinion, it’s just his opinion.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/27 "2000-11-26T23:43:32Z")

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I think spooje is trying to bait you, Crunchy:)

I think sluggers are given entirely too much attention, given the rate at which some of them strike out.

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**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/28 "2000-11-27T00:31:47Z")

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IMHO, there should be a Navy base in Champaign, Urbana, or close by. Landlocked be damned!  
IMHO, some parents need to grow up.  
IMHO, my noisy neighbor should shut up.  
IMHO, I shouldn’t be so bitter.  
IMHO, I shouldn’t beat myself up over schoolwork so much.  
IMHO, I need some guts.  
IMHO, I’ll be back. Phone 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ankh\_Too](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Ankh\_Too](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ankh_Too)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/29 "2000-11-27T00:58:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
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> IMHO these quotes from someone called Fairy Princess Kitty are kinda unexpected. Sounds more like it should come from someone named evilbeth or Crankyasanoldman.
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> Not that there’s anything wrong with degradation. \*\*

It’s them quiet innocent ones that you’ve to to watch. They can sneak up on you.  
[sub]If you’re lucky.[/sub]  
IMHO **Nick Drake** has some scary good music.  
IMHO, sexuality is far more serious than American society seems to think.  
IMHO, sexuality is far less serious than American society seem to think.  
IMHO, contradictions are not necessarily an indication of hypocrisy.  
IMHO, take out Chinese food is one of the high points of civilization.  
IMHO, indoor plumbing is another.  
IMHO, SDMB is one of the most insightful, entertaining, enjoyable and enlightening spots in cyberspace.  
IMHO, people who are relentlessly cheerful are somewhat frightening.  
IMHO, the 2000 election will go down in history for demonstrating how strong the American election process is and how stupid so many of the partisan supporters of **all** sides are.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/30 "2000-11-27T01:30:01Z")

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IMHO, sushi is one of the best ideas anyone’s come up with

IMHO, sushi needs to be a little less expensive

IMHO, I need to find a job where I’m happier and more respected

IMHO, I need to clean up after myself more diligently

IMHO, the movie **Unbreakable** is better than some people give it credit for

IMHO, the movie **American Beauty** didn’t deserve to win Best Picture that year

IMHO, neither did **Titanic**

IMHO, the kid from **The Sixth Sense** should have won that award, not Michael Caine

IMHO, the circumsion thread starring JDT should be printed in book form when it ends and sold in the humor section of bookstores

IMHO, people who waste precious time of their life arguing about whether Macs or PCs are better need to find themselves a new hobby

IMHO, people who break into cars and rip off stereos, smashing a window along the way, should whipped to a point so close to death that they see a bright white light and hear dead relatives beckon

IMHO, my mom needs to put her life back together quick and rejoin the real world

IMHO, my mom’s parents need to quit enabling her

IMHO, I need to keep my promise to stop procrastinating, instead of putting it off

IMHO, I need to sign off and clean up the kitchen

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/31 "2000-11-27T03:49:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shy Ghost \*  
> IMHO, the movie **American Beauty** didn’t deserve to win Best Picture that year
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> IMHO, neither did **Titanic**

IMHO, **LA Confidential** deserved Best Picture the year **Titanic** won.

**iampunha** says:

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> I think spooje is trying to bait you, Crunchy.

Yeah, I think he’s playing with me about the Charlie Hustle statue thing after I bugged him about Rose not being the all-time greatest. But I did start a thread asking people’s opinions, I guess I should have expected not to agree with all of them.

[sub]Pete Rose[/sub]:rolleyes:  
😉

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/32 "2000-11-27T04:03:57Z")

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IMHO, It feels **GOOD** to not wear underwear!!

IMHO, Having group sex with the Rolling Stones might be fun.

IMHO, The presidential election people really need to stop interupting my favirote shows…

IMHO, I’m anal retentive (I keep looking back at other posts to see if I should capitalize the first word of the sentence after “IMHO.”)

IMHO, I should have reorganized my English binder like I said I was going to.

IMHO, Thanksgiving break should last at least a week longer.

IMHO, I think about sex a lot.

IMHO, Its really cool how one of my threads has gotten a lot of replies, and how one of my older ones may be resurrected.

IMHO, Cecil Adams should guest star on the Simpsons.

IMHO, Drinking and drug laws shall be declared null and void for people who have the letter “z” in their names. (This would be great as it would work for me with my first name, my middle name, my aol screen name, and my SD name.)

IMHO, This nonsensical post has gone on long enough…there, its over.

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**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/33 "2000-11-27T04:06:23Z")

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IMHO, there should be 34 hours in a day.  
IMHO, they should sell lip gloss in single serving packets.  
IMHO, multi-vitamins should be smaller, I mean, Damn!  
IMHO, they should figure out teleportation already.  
IMHO, everything that tastes good should be good for you.  
IMHO, watching the X-Files and eating was a bad idea. Bleach.  
IMHO, Bath And Body Works “Autumn Berry” lip balm is the best thing to happen to my lips since kissing.  
IMHO, I need to go to bed…

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/34 "2000-11-27T04:15:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoggie \*  
> **IMHO, Having group sex with the Rolling Stones might be fun.**

**Zoggie** , sweetie, you do know how old these guys are, don’t you? Aren’t you still in school? Besides, if you want rock star sex, have you met the SDMB’s very own **aha**?

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/35 "2000-11-27T04:22:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by relic\_11 \*  
> **IMHO, watching the X-Files and eating was a bad idea. Bleach.**

Why on earth were you eating bleach?

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**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/36 "2000-11-27T04:30:35Z")

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‘Cause I live in a dorm. Thats why I eat bleach. No choice. That and that slug thing comin’ outta Scully’s back was icky!

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**Author:** ![Crispy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Crispy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crispy)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/37 "2000-11-27T05:13:00Z")

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IMHO, I need to start writing that 8 page essay on Julius Caesar that’s due on Tuesday  
IMHO, My boyfriend needs to hurry up and get back from drill so he can come snuggle and keep me warm.  
IMHO, Someone should invent gloves that keep your hands toasty but don’t interfere with typing.  
IMHO, Marijuana should be legalized.  
IMHO, I should learn to stop procrastinating (see mention of Julius Caesar essay above)  
IMHO, PMS shouldn’t exist.  
IMHO, Thanksgiving holiday went by entirely too fast.  
IMHO, My ex-boyfriend needs to get a life and get over me.  
IMHO, I need to go to bed.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/38 "2000-11-27T06:04:58Z")

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IMHO, there’s something wonderful about coming home after a long absence.  
IMHO, true love can exist even when you’re young.  
IMHO, you can never kiss too much.  
IMHO, K’s Choice is a wonderful band.  
IMHO, there’s nothing like snuggling with your lover.  
IMHO, one of the most beautiful sights in the world is quietgirl’s face when we’re laying together so closely that my vision is filled with her bluegray eyes and smile…  
IMHO newspapers are wonderful when they’re done right.  
IMHO sometimes it’s good to procrastinate.  
IMHO family is far more than blood.  
IMHO you should take true friends where you can get them.  
IMHO everyone should be part of a long, honest conversation with people from wildly different backgrounds at least once in their lives.  
IMHO those who “love the sinner, hate the sin” are trying to rationalize their own bigotry.  
IMHO Buffy is the best show on TV.  
IMHO everyone should slow dance once and awhile.  
IMHO hermit crabs are good pets.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/39 "2000-11-27T07:55:58Z")

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> Originally posted by Crunchy Frog
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> **iampunha** says:
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> > I think spooje is trying to bait you, Crunchy.
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> Yeah, I think he’s playing with me about the Charlie Hustle statue thing after I bugged him about Rose not being the all-time greatest. But I did start a thread asking people’s opinions, I guess I should have expected not to agree with all of them.
> 
> [sub]Pete Rose[/sub]:rolleyes:  
> 😉 \*\*

I _never_ joke about baseball. 😃  
IMHO, Al Gore should concede with dignity  
IMHO, I should find a job where I don’t have to work the graveyard shift

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**Author:** ![lesa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@lesa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lesa)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imho/42650/40 "2000-11-27T08:23:38Z")

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OK, I’m ready. I’ve buttered the bread, I got my cat, I’ll just pick up the string and…NO! The string is not a toy. We’re doing a scientific experiment with that. Hey! Bring that string back!

OK, I’m back. I’ll put my cat on the counter so he’s easier to reach…NO! Stop eating the buttered bread! Don’t bat your eyes at me. I don’t care how yummy it is. This is for SCIENCE! See, I’ll just put this on your back…I’ll just put this…I’ll just hold you with one hand and…No! NOT THE STRING AGAIN! Come back here!

I’m sorry. There is no way to prove your theory. This experiment is impossible to reproduce. Excuse me, I have to go wipe butter off my cat’s face.

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