# I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Back! :) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771 "2024-01-08T12:22:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/1 "2024-01-08T12:22:55Z")
[**Board Response**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mik6yI0SSpw) 😳 ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/2 "2024-01-08T12:26:47Z")
👋 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/3 "2024-01-08T13:05:50Z")
Hey!👋 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/4 "2024-01-08T13:26:44Z")
I’m glad you’re back. So there’s one. But how long were you gone? Some quick searching suggests a couple weeks. I’d expect a welcome home posting party for you returning after a year. But 2 weeks over the holidays? Lotta people do that. I hope you had fun wherever you where while you weren’t here. Or did I miss some much larger sabbatical you took? I’ve certainly done those myself. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/5 "2024-01-08T13:51:47Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I’d expect a welcome home posting party for you returning after a year. But 2 weeks over the holidays? Lotta people do that. I know. I was just being silly. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/6 "2024-01-08T14:13:21Z")
Bumping this thread. Has anyone seen Jasmine? I notice she hasn’t posted here in over 20 minutes. 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/7 "2024-01-08T14:18:27Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Has anyone seen Jasmine? I notice she hasn’t posted here in over 20 minutes. See this pinky, see this thumb; see this fist, you’d better run! 😆 ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/8 "2024-01-08T14:28:52Z")
Aww. How can we miss you if you never leave? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/9 "2024-01-08T14:51:35Z")
Nothing like starting the week with an epic whoosh! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/10 "2024-01-08T14:54:19Z")
Well, 5:00 am hit me like a bucket of ice water. I sat up in bed and vaguely wondered, “Why is it dark?” LOL ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/11 "2024-01-09T01:05:36Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Has anyone seen Jasmine? I notice she hasn’t posted here in over 20 minutes. You’ll get more answers if you post this in the « Who’s missing? » thread instead of this thread started by someone nobody knows. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/12 "2024-01-09T02:01:48Z")
Jas-who now? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/13 "2024-01-09T02:20:58Z")
I swear I just heard that mouth…😊 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/14 "2024-01-09T02:38:42Z")
So can you really shake 'em down? ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/15 "2024-01-09T12:07:40Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I swear I just heard that mouth…😊 You did! I’m developing “timed release” posts so you don’t have to be without me even when the real me is actually asleep at night. 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/16 "2024-01-12T05:51:15Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > I’m glad you’re back. So there’s one. But how long were you gone? Some quick searching suggests a couple weeks. > > I’d expect a welcome home posting party for you returning after a year. But 2 weeks over the holidays? [Henry Jones Junior] It ain’t the years, baby, it’s the mileage. [/Indiana Jones] So where did you go for two weeks? –G? 🎶Did you see any action? Did you make any friends? Would you like some affection Before [you] leave again? 🎵 –Head East Never been any Reason 1975 Flat as a Pancake ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/immmmmmmmmmmmmm-back/995771/17 "2024-01-17T12:12:20Z")
> [@Grestarian](#): > > So where did you go for two weeks? I was in a suburb north of Dallas at my uncle’s beautiful house. It was a lovely time! 🙂