# Impeach Noem, Bovino?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [January 28, 2026, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128 "2026-01-28T18:26:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128/61 "2026-03-17T02:52:18Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> effective as of Noem’s last day on the job.

There’s a guy who fully understands the only reason he was employable: his boss’ patronage.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128/62 "2026-03-17T16:00:48Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> UPDATE: Bovino is quitting the Border Patrol, effective as of Noem’s last day on the job.
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> [Trump's ex-Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino to retire: report](https://www.rawstory.com/gregory-bovino-retirement/)

They use the word “boss” which is technically true. He was given much more power than his position would normally hold. The actual chief of the border patrol is the same guy who was there day 1 of the current administration. The chief is also not an impeachable position and not subject to senate approval.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128/63 "2026-09-01T04:58:42Z")

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UPDATE: Turns out Obersturmfuhrer Bovino “retired” in order to dodge an Internal Affairs probe over his being a perjurious antisemite.

> **[Bovino was under internal investigation by Border Patrol when he retired,...](https://www.chicagotribune.com/2026/08/31/bovino-retired-internal-investigation-border-patrol/)**
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> Former Border Patrol chief Gregory Bovino retired while under internal investigation for his conduct during immigration enforcement operations in Minneapolis and Chicago, records show.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128/64 "2026-09-01T12:45:30Z")

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Of course that should not stop the ordinary criminal prosecution for his actions. “Should” being the operative word here.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128/65 "2026-09-01T19:30:31Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Of course that should not stop the ordinary criminal prosecution for his actions. “

The misconduct allegations against Bovino were apparently not criminal in nature.

> **[Gregory Bovino, former Border Patrol commander, was under internal...](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-retirement-internal-investigation/)**
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> CBP informed Gregory Bovino in an email on March 2 that the agency was "conducting an official Inquiry into allegations of misconduct reported to CBP." He initiated retirement 16 days later.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128/66 "2026-09-01T19:47:22Z")

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If it’s not a crime to oversee violent lawless thugs with badges, it sure ought to be.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impeach-noem-bovino/1027128/67 "2026-09-01T19:50:39Z")

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The Border Patrol is not ICE. But there could be such crimes for Bovino, but the reasons for his resignation have nothing to do with them.

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