# "Implied" sexual relations in TV shows

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 10, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881 "2003-04-10T20:26:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/21 "2003-04-11T03:40:24Z")

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Sam and Al.

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/22 "2003-04-11T03:47:08Z")

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Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott (_I Spy_)  
Matt Dillon and Miss Kitty  
Ren & Stimpy  
Ray and Fraser (_Due South_)  
Those two dudes from _The Sentinel_  
The Professor and Mary Ann

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/23 "2003-04-11T04:04:03Z")

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Kirk

Spock

_AND_ McCoy.  
And they did show it. episode 80.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/24 "2003-04-11T04:10:45Z")

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Bo, Luke and Daisy.

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/25 "2003-04-11T06:32:42Z")

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Mr. Ed & Wilbur

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/26 "2003-04-11T10:08:53Z")

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Beavis & Butthead.

Come on, they weren’t getting any by any other means. You know they were doin’ it.

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/27 "2003-04-11T10:13:01Z")

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Would B&B even know **how** to really do it? They seemed to think that orifaces were for inserting fireworks and nothing else.

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/28 "2003-04-11T11:45:58Z")

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I have always wondered why there’s no Beavis/Butthead slash around. Maybe there just weren’t enough women watching.

_Come to Butthead…_

Or maybe that would be too twisted… naah. It couldn’t be more twisted than Eric Idle/Michael Palin slash or Vyvyan/Rick from Young Ones slash. Or Al Gore/Joe Lieberman slash.

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**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/29 "2003-04-11T11:51:21Z")

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Hawkeye and Trapper.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/30 "2003-04-11T12:07:35Z")

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Linc and Pete on “The Mod Squad.” Come on, they were working with the gorgeous Julie and showed NO interest in her.

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/31 "2003-04-11T12:13:04Z")

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Hawkeye and Trapper? Nah.

Hawkeye and BJ, maybe. Hawkeye and Sidney Freedman, maybe. Like Sidney couldn’t find a weekly card game in Seoul, yeah right. Henry and Radar, maybe. Hot Lips and Trapper, nearly. Remember them trapped in the storeroom? She scecretly wanted to and Trapper surely would have. Trapper claimed his wife thought he had gotten himself drafted so he could cheat on her he played around so much.

Charles and Klinger when they were fussing like a couple during the last few seasons? Possibly.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/32 "2003-04-11T12:22:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \*  
> \*\*Linc and Pete on “The Mod Squad.” Come on, they were working with the gorgeous Julie and showed NO interest in her. \*\*

That was the conclusion Mad magazine came to, too.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/33 "2003-04-11T12:41:39Z")

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Jerry van Dyke and the 1928 Porter.

That one has _all kinds of things_ wrong with it.

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**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/34 "2003-04-11T14:28:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by widdershins \*  
> Hawkeye and Trapper? Nah.
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> Hawkeye and BJ, maybe.

Huh. I don’t know… I always noticed the way Hawk and Trapper were always feeding each other things, like pickles and steak (on a fork) and I’m sure there were other things.

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> Hawkeye and Sidney Freedman, maybe. Like Sidney couldn’t find a weekly card game in Seoul, yeah right.

I’m with you there.

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> Trapper claimed his wife thought he had gotten himself drafted so he could cheat on her he played around so much

_giggles_ I remember. Agree with you there, too.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/35 "2003-04-11T14:57:40Z")

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Bobby and Renko.

Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Bashir and Garak.

Frodo and Sam (can’t _believe_ that one hasn’t been mentioned yet…)

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/36 "2003-04-11T15:37:14Z")

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McGarret and Danno.  
Andy and Barney.  
Andy and Gomer.  
Andy and Goober.  
Andy and Floyd.  
Andy and Aunt Bee.  
Andy and Opie.  
Jethro and Ellie Mae.  
Jethro and Jethrine.  
Jed and Ellie Mae.  
Jed and Jethrine.  
Jed and Jethro.  
Jed and Mrs. Drysdale.  
Jed and Grannie.  
Grannie and Miss Jane.  
All three Brady boys and Alice.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/37 "2003-04-11T16:21:45Z")

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Will & Grace

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**Author:** ![Knighted\_Vorpal\_Sword](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@Knighted\_Vorpal\_Sword](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knighted_Vorpal_Sword)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/38 "2003-04-11T16:56:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by widdershins \*  
> \*\*Hawkeye and Trapper? Nah.
> 
> Hawkeye and BJ, maybe. Hawkeye and Sidney Freedman, maybe. Like Sidney couldn’t find a weekly card game in Seoul, yeah right. Henry and Radar, maybe. Hot Lips and Trapper, nearly. Remember them trapped in the storeroom? She scecretly wanted to and Trapper surely would have. Trapper claimed his wife thought he had gotten himself drafted so he could cheat on her he played around so much.
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> Charles and Klinger when they were fussing like a couple during the last few seasons? Possibly. \*\*

Radar and Colonel Potter.

Or, perhaps Colonel Potter . . . and Sophie.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/39 "2003-04-11T17:08:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Knighted Vorpal Sword \*  
> \*\*Or, perhaps Colonel Potter . . . and Sophie. \*\*

Ewwwwwww…! 😛

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/40 "2003-04-11T17:10:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Kirk
> 
> Spock
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> _AND_ McCoy.  
> And they did show it. episode 80. \*\*

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Title and summary, please?

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