# "Implied" sexual relations in TV shows

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 10, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881 "2003-04-10T20:26:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/41 "2003-04-11T17:11:30Z")

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King Friday and that cranky lady who ran the museum.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/42 "2003-04-11T17:21:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
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> Title and summary, please? \*\*

The official library o’ episodes only goes up to 79… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/43 "2003-04-11T18:35:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*Frodo and Sam (can’t _believe_ that one hasn’t been mentioned yet…) \*\*

Pffft. :rolleyes: Frodo/everybody.

Gollum/One Ring  
Gollum/Shelob  
Aragorn/Legolas

Ron/Harry  
Harry/Draco  
Snape/Filch  
Remus/Sirius

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/44 "2003-04-11T19:34:47Z")

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How about non-fictional TV couples?

From “Hometime”: Dean Johnson and his current cohost. (JoAnne Liebler, now Robin Hartl).

Can anyone explain why they pretend to be a couple, etc.?

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**Author:** ![WillSantini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@WillSantini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillSantini)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/45 "2003-04-11T19:40:31Z")

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Larry and Mrs. Roper  
Jefferson and Peg  
Charlie’s Angels, with each other  
Lewis and Oswald

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/46 "2003-04-11T19:51:31Z")

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Regis and Kathy Lee

Regis and Kelly

Pat and Vanna

Howard and Robin

Charles and Brett

Richard and Fanny

Charles and Richard

Brett and Fanny

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/47 "2003-04-11T19:52:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zebra \*  
> \*\*King Friday and that cranky lady who ran the museum. \*\*

Lady Elaine was his _sister_!

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/48 "2003-04-11T20:00:46Z")

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Popeye & Olive Oyl. Oh, wait, they had a kid.

Popeye & Bluto, then.

Batman and Robin.

Catwoman and, well, everybody.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/49 "2003-04-11T20:08:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lamia \*  
> \*\*Lady Elaine was his _sister_! \*\*

Your point?

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/50 "2003-04-11T20:41:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kantalooppi \*  
> \*\*Or Al Gore/Joe Lieberman slash. \*\*

:eek: :cringe:

I believe that the mere _mention_ of this violates the Geneva Convention.

Say hello to Mr. JDAM for me! 😃

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/51 "2003-04-11T21:36:33Z")

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Eddie and June (could I see the Beaver, Mrs. Cleaver?)

Lisa Douglas and Arnold Ziffle

Ross and Monica

Fred and Dino

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/52 "2003-04-11T21:45:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> **Pat and Vanna**

Those two are probably _still_ getting wedding presents from viewers.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/53 "2003-04-11T23:24:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*The official library o’ episodes only goes up to 79… :dubious: \*\*

Yes! That’s the joke, you see…

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> \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \*  
> \*\*------------------------------------------------------------------  
> Title and summary, please? \*\*

Episode 80 _The Menage-arie_

Kirk almost dies and Spock and Bones declare their undying love for him as they collapse in each other’s arms.

Kirk wanders into the room, _not_ dead, and says, “I should call you Boner instead of Bones! Spock! How does it feel to go where no man has gone before?”

Then, they kill a red shirt just to watch him die, It turned from slash fiction to slasher fiction. The rest of it is just Klingons on DS-9, so no one will ever want to see the complete episode.

CBS refused to buy the rights to the show from NBC because a small monkey operating the switchboard at DesiLu Studios pissed them off.

To think of what TOS _could_ have been…

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/54 "2003-04-11T23:36:35Z")

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Steed & Mrs. Peel (I can’t believe no one thought of this yet)

Xena & Gabrielle (ditto)

Bart & Milhouse

Sam & Carla

Norm & Cliff

Frasier & NIles

Patsy & Edina

Ponch & …the other CHiP’s guy

Cage & DeSoto (Any one remember “Emergency 51”?)

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/55 "2003-04-11T23:43:55Z")

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Kramer and Newman

Cliff and Norm

Sam and Diane (Donaldson and Sawyer, that is)

Matt and Katie

Willard and Gene

Siskel (RIP) and Ebert

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/56 "2003-04-11T23:50:24Z")

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Trip and a venting port in the engine room.

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/57 "2003-04-12T00:17:53Z")

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Kukla, Fran AND Ollie.

Mmmmmmm…puppet love…Mmmmmmmmm

😃

:eek:

( We don’t call ‘em sock puppets around here for nothin’ !! )

Cartooniverse

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/58 "2003-04-12T00:23:51Z")

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The Doctor and Adric  
Tegan and Nyssa

I’m sure there are lots of other permutations over the course of the series, but this one just seemed so overt to me even back in high school. The other Who fans I knew at the time thought I was sick, nah, I was just more cosmopolitan than they were. 🆒

Pilot and Zhan. They were alone on the ship quite often, and she could use her priest abilities to “soothe” his pain. He was more than indulgent in seeking out solar flares for her “savor”.

Rygel and food.

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/59 "2003-04-12T03:30:36Z")

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Crockett and Tubbs

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**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/60 "2003-04-12T03:32:45Z")

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Jenna Jamison and TT Boy. I just suspect it for some reason!

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