# "Implied" sexual relations in TV shows

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 10, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881 "2003-04-10T20:26:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/61 "2003-04-12T03:36:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Yes! That’s the joke, you see…
> 
> Episode 80 _The Menage-arie_
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> Kirk almost dies and Spock and Bones declare their undying love for him as they collapse in each other’s arms.
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> Kirk wanders into the room, _not_ dead, and says, “I should call you Boner instead of Bones! Spock! How does it feel to go where no man has gone before?”
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> Then, they kill a red shirt just to watch him die, It turned from slash fiction to slasher fiction. The rest of it is just Klingons on DS-9, so no one will ever want to see the complete episode.
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> CBS refused to buy the rights to the show from NBC because a small monkey operating the switchboard at DesiLu Studios pissed them off.
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> To think of what TOS _could_ have been… \*\*

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NCB, you–you–you are…DIABOLICAL!!!

– **screaminviva**

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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/62 "2003-04-12T07:32:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lamia \*  
> \*\*Lady Elaine was his _sister_! \*\*

Kinky! Didn’t X the Owl and Henrietta Pussycat have a thing going too?

“Ooh, baby! Meow all over my meow!”😉

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**Author:** ![Natroga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/85f322/32.png) [@Natroga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natroga)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/63 "2003-04-12T20:56:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by widdershins \*  
> Ray and Fraser (_Due South_)

Which one?

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/64 "2003-04-12T21:12:32Z")

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Ephram and Colin ( **Everwood** ).

What? _WHAT?!?_ The actors are both legal, OK? Let me have my fantasy, dammit! 😃

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/65 "2003-04-12T21:43:18Z")

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> \*originally posted by \ ***Ethilrist**
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> Popeye & Olive Oyl. Oh, wait, they had a kid.

I don’t think Swee’ Pea was Popeye’s kid.

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**Author:** ![McJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@McJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McJohn)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/66 "2003-04-13T01:26:21Z")

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I think it incumbent upon all right-thinking people on this board to commence, immediately and with zeal, a new genre of FanFic. It shall be known as “Won’t You Be My Neighbor” slash.

Ooh, and think what we could do with “Sesame Street”…

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/67 "2003-04-14T02:51:14Z")

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**Natroga** , both actually. But I see it more with Ray II (Fake Ray), besides they did go off together at the end of the series when everyone went off to their new lives.

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**Author:** ![Knighted\_Vorpal\_Sword](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@Knighted\_Vorpal\_Sword](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knighted_Vorpal_Sword)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/68 "2003-04-14T12:45:01Z")

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Cosmo Kramer and Newman

Elaine and J. Peterman

Jerry and the marble rye

George and Steinbrenner

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/69 "2003-04-14T18:54:33Z")

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I just watched _Flipper_–

Sandy and Marv. :rolleyes: Goodness, I was half expecting Sandy to kiss Marv goodbye before getting on the ferry.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/70 "2003-04-14T19:59:26Z")

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How about Larry, Daryl, and the other Daryl?

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**Author:** ![king\_of\_spain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@king\_of\_spain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/king_of_spain)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/71 "2003-04-14T21:46:43Z")

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Ed and Larry, on _The West Wing_.

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**Author:** ![Natroga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/85f322/32.png) [@Natroga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natroga)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/72 "2003-04-14T22:39:44Z")

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**widdershins** I totally agree, I just wanted confirmation. I thought the ending was pretty romantic with them riding into the sunset and whatnot

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/73 "2003-04-18T06:20:00Z")

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Daria and Jane, from _Daria_.  
Oh, come _on!_ Like I’m the _only_ one who sees the chemistry!

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/74 "2003-04-18T06:21:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CalMeacham \*  
> \*\*How about Larry, Daryl, and the other Daryl? \*\*

Dude, how else do you think they were conceived?

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**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/75 "2003-04-18T13:17:19Z")

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Ross and Chandler

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**Author:** ![Innanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecd19e/32.png) [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/76 "2003-04-18T16:15:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NotWithoutRage \*  
> \*\*Ross and Chandler \*\*

After the “napping” ep, I think Ross and Joey as well.

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/implied-sexual-relations-in-tv-shows/167881/77 "2003-04-23T16:22:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ranchoth \*  
> \*\*Daria and Jane, from _Daria_.  
> Oh, come _on!_ Like I’m the _only_ one who sees the chemistry! \*\*

Google for “Lawndale After Dark” (_so_ not work safe) and poke around (so to speak) until you find Deep Daria. No, you aren’t the only one. :eek:

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