# Imponderables

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imponderables/517972>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 18, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imponderables/517972 "2009-11-18T00:00:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imponderables/517972/61 "2009-12-02T16:23:39Z")

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Actually, wasn’t there a GQ about that, way long ago?

I hate the New SDMB’s search engine, so I won’t be looking for it.  
What happens when a fly loses its wings?

It goes deaf.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/imponderables/517972/62 "2009-12-04T01:24:45Z")

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Do the Oregon Ducks play with mallard aforethought?

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