My thoughts exactly! Lotta nerve they have. 
Oh, I don’t know, RT. You said in another thread that you have time to post to exactly one message board. Since you won’t be able to post to this one, that frees enough time to…
Hey! Who threw that! Stop hitting me!
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
Since it’s happening this afternoon, I just wanted to push this back to the top again.
Gee… The board being down for several hours, possibly into the evening…
I wonder if there will be a noticable increase in Doper birth rates on and around October 14!
Yer pal,
Satan
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Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition
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Well, at least there will be a bunch of bosses saying, “Wow! You did that in one afternoon? Normally it takes you a full week to do projects like that.”
About time you got back. Is the paint still wet?
Boy, are those flames annoying. I feel an epileptic fit coming on!
Well, that was a good workout. I am feeling much better.
Ack! The thread’s on fire!
Stop, drop and roll!
Aaaiiieeeee!!!
What’s with this “maintenance” stuff?
You have to check the oil and change the spark plugs?
We’re not as stupid as I look. This is just a scam to take the afternoon off.
I got a good mind to cancel my subscription and demand a refund.
Maintenance my elbow.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Oh,yeah.
If you don’t want any death threats, lose the burning folders.
Don’t make me start a picket line.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
WallyM7 wrote:
Why? Does its cartilege need replacing?
Nah. Just a tune-up.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
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Ok, the need for this thread is done. I’m locking it up.
If you want to complain about the flaming folders, go to “About the message board.” You already have lots of company.
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