# Impossible topics **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 16, 2018, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impossible-topics/808943 "2018-02-16T18:11:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impossible-topics/808943/21 "2018-02-16T22:17:07Z")
Tipping ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impossible-topics/808943/22 "2018-02-17T00:37:39Z")
People or cows? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impossible-topics/808943/23 "2018-02-17T00:46:43Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > No, they are unthinking nihilists. Cormorants on the other hand _truly_ love life. I read it that way at first for reals. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2018, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impossible-topics/808943/24 "2018-02-17T00:49:48Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > . . . I guess posting “Should my girlfriend split the bill for declawing the cat she got me?” would result in a debate about declawing whether you want one or not. Yeah, and also a “DTMFA who wants to declaw it!!!11!!” thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impossible-topics/808943.md?page=1)