# Improving sports broadcasts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/improving-sports-broadcasts/774751>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 15, 2016, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/improving-sports-broadcasts/774751 "2016-12-15T06:02:09Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 27, 2016, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/improving-sports-broadcasts/774751/21 "2016-12-27T01:33:08Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> Great idea, but how do we stop those damn Neptunians from sending him back?

Bring Artie Lang along with JB on the next trip. Neptunians should remain quite entertained by Lang’s constant crap-dumping on JB.

Bring back those torquoise rings around the puck and trajectory shot arrows like in the Fox hockey broadcasts from the 90s\*.

Would like to see the dapper Mr. Daniel Shulman join finely-swoop-haired Buck Martinez and smilin’ Pat Tabler to call even _more_ Jays games next year. Two great announcers (and yes, Pat, you’re up there, too) in the same box together - made for fine, informed commentating last season.  
More Hazel Mae, less Barry Davis\*\*.

:eek:\*no, don’t:eek:

\*\*just kidding, Barry, you’re the _greatest._

…and your amazing impromptu songwriting and guitar playing talent impresses everyone.

::knowing, definitely, that every Canadian set of eyes will flame me for this:: Hoping Bob Cole retires, like, several years ago.

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