# Impulsive things I do when I get to the end of my rope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282 "2001-03-31T20:29:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/21 "2001-04-01T23:30:31Z")
Well… Since you’re not using that mouth for idle chit chat… ::zzzzip:: ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/22 "2001-04-01T23:40:08Z")
Trying to get me to add another thing to my impulsive list, are you? (Hey, gotta work the OP in here SOMEHOW! My own thread or not!) _shrug_ Oh well, why not. Where would you like me, **Chief**? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/23 "2001-04-01T23:51:06Z")
Not where, but how? And not just how, but how many times? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/24 "2001-04-01T23:53:57Z")
Sure True Pisces-hog all the attention! Redhead here! Get your fresh redhead here! And as for the certain person…I’ve confirmed he has the # now-what he does w/ it is up to him 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/25 "2001-04-01T23:59:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Not where, but how? > And not just how, but how many times? \*\* Well, I thought we’d already determined the how… at least for the first go 'round. (You _did_ say that it was my mouth that was not being used for idle chatter, didn’t you?) And as for how many times… how long do you think you can last? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/26 "2001-04-02T00:01:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Sure True Pisces-hog all the attention! \*\* Hey, I tried to keep you posted while you were at work, didn’t I?!! It’s tough trying to keep up the flirting for two!!! 😃 Oh, and I think it’s your shift in the flirting workshop. When I… um… left… a little earlier, there were plenty of guys looking to learn how to flirt! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/27 "2001-04-02T00:07:45Z")
Now with redheads I prefer to begin with digital stimulation before the tongue lashing… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/28 "2001-04-02T00:20:31Z")
Just which redhead are you talking to? We’re **both** redheads, **Chief** … ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/29 "2001-04-02T00:22:43Z")
_Real_ redheads? Proof? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/30 "2001-04-02T00:26:23Z")
Please don’t tell me you didn’t notice during Monosyllabic Cunnilingus! I’d be very disappointed. After all, you were down there a very long time… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/31 "2001-04-02T00:28:07Z")
But you were very shaved… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/32 "2001-04-02T00:31:57Z")
Then you’ll have to wait a little while for the proof… Since I shaved once again this morning. It’s always important to keep it well manicured, you know. ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/33 "2001-04-02T00:32:26Z")
Good god people – get a room! ::walks away full of envy:: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/34 "2001-04-02T00:37:33Z")
Well…the red hair maybe be helped along but rest assured I have the real redhead spirit. And no carpet either…smooth bare floors. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/35 "2001-04-02T11:22:55Z")
Mmmmm… Wax on… wax off… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/36 "2001-04-02T11:33:25Z")
I’d say you’ve been waxing off a little bit too much lately. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/37 "2001-04-02T11:37:40Z")
Aye, **Euty** , aye. Actually, it’s more like waxing nostalgic… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/38 "2001-04-02T12:02:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Redhead here! Get your fresh redhead here! > > And as for the certain person…I’ve confirmed he has the # now-what he does w/ it is up to him 🙂 \*\* I’ve heard of, and tried, the alphabet thingy on the clitoris, now I’m practicing phone numbers! Backwards, forwards, speed dial, auto-redial, that should get the bells ringing! [sub]So proud to be in a sig line![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/39 "2001-04-02T12:07:46Z")
Hey, **baldy**! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impulsive-things-i-do-when-i-get-to-the-end-of-my-rope/60282/40 "2001-04-02T12:20:36Z")
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