# impure thoughts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998 "2001-09-21T13:26:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/21 "2001-09-22T01:16:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \* > **(who is, even as we speak, having an impure thought of MsRobyn in a cold shower)** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/22 "2001-09-22T01:22:24Z")
Impure thoughts? ME? Never! Well, except when I see Brian. Oh my God, talk about sexy. He has curly, bleached hair with dark roots (_::drool::_), greenish eyes and the sexiest body you could ever want. He looks like [Brandon Boyd](http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/bigphoto.asp?gid=1919&s=1&e=9&seq=1&cf=3090). He makes me understand how women can like butts 😃 yummy! ~Kittie ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/23 "2001-09-22T04:31:47Z")
Impure thoughts Mom? Ask me when I have ever had a PURE thought?! Not since I discovered boys and girls… brown nipples OH YEAH! ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/24 "2001-09-22T05:02:31Z")
FCM, there’s nothing wrong at all with admiring fine art. I personally enjoy the sight of a well-shaped male butt, or anything else well-shaped on a fella! So you go ahead and look till your heart’s content because there ain’t a thing impure about fine art. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/25 "2001-09-22T13:08:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > \*\*… there ain’t a thing impure about fine art. 😉 \*\* Ah, yes, fine art… a work of nature in its purest form… simple yet exquisite… hmmmmm… suddenly I feel like nobles of old - a patroness of the arts!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/26 "2001-09-22T13:30:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **FairyChatMom** _ > > ya know I love ya more than my luggage [sub](name that movie)[/sub] “Steel Magnolias” ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/27 "2001-09-22T15:21:59Z")
* * * Gold star for **Cajun Man**! I think that’s my favorite line from that movie… ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/28 "2001-09-22T15:37:18Z")
FairyChatMom, maybe you should use that energy with FairyChatDad ? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/29 "2001-09-22T15:42:21Z")
FairyChatDad does get his share of energy… we may be ancient, but we ain’t dead… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/30 "2001-09-22T16:01:41Z")
oh man, xizor took my line. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/31 "2001-09-22T16:03:03Z")
Impure thoughts are good, without them there wouldn’t be any reason to go on. BTW - Guys in khaki shorts do nothing for me. The way Lola looked when she left this morning is a completely different matter… here comes another impure thought… mmmmm! ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/32 "2001-09-22T18:06:19Z")
Just a small question: If you have an unalloyed impure thought (raw lust, no additives), does this become a pure thought? Or just a pure impure thought? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/33 "2001-09-22T18:08:20Z")
**Rue** , if you’re not careful, it could become a felony… not that I’m accusing or anything… Just hoping you’ll be careful, ya know? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998/34 "2001-09-22T18:12:09Z")
No, no, no… all impure thought-ees are mature responsible adults. Really. (Goes back to humming Tom Jones songs.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/impure-thoughts/82998.md?page=1)