# I'ms eating a cheese sandwich **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104 "2014-11-08T23:52:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/1 "2014-11-08T23:52:23Z")
Tomorrow I may have a ham sandwich. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/2 "2014-11-08T23:55:01Z")
Or maybe some sausages ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/3 "2014-11-08T23:55:21Z")
If you didn’t toast it in a pit barbeque, you may have posted to the wrong forum. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/4 "2014-11-09T00:03:15Z")
Fuck sausages. There, now it’s in the pit. Fucking sausages. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/5 "2014-11-09T00:06:59Z")
Fuck sausages. Fuck 'em right in the ass…with another sausage. Maybe even a third. A bratwurst within a Thuringer within a kielbasa. Sausageception. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/6 "2014-11-09T00:19:56Z")
> [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > Tomorrow I may have a ham sandwich. > > That is all. > [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > Or maybe some sausages What kind of cheese? What kind of bread? Any sandwich lube? What kind of sausages? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/7 "2014-11-09T00:26:16Z")
> [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > Tomorrow I may have a ham sandwich. > > That is all. Live a little, have a ham AND cheese sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/8 "2014-11-09T00:36:13Z")
Why don’t you have a shit sandwich, and hold the bread? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/9 "2014-11-09T00:49:14Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > Fuck sausages. Fuck 'em right in the ass…with another sausage. Maybe even a third. A bratwurst within a Thuringer within a kielbasa. Sausageception. A Kielthurbrat! I’ve heard those are very popular around the holidays. ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/10 "2014-11-09T00:53:25Z")
And here I was, all excited to read a multi-paragraph rant about cheese and bread. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/11 "2014-11-09T00:53:31Z")
Wot is I’ms? ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/12 "2014-11-09T00:57:12Z")
This doesn’t belong in the pit until you have to eat napkin sandwiches. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/13 "2014-11-09T01:59:27Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > Fuck sausages. Fuck 'em right in the ass…with another sausage. Maybe even a third. A bratwurst within a Thuringer within a kielbasa. Sausageception. It’s sausages, all the way down. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/14 "2014-11-09T05:13:34Z")
Moved to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/15 "2014-11-09T05:20:07Z")
I pit my new Cuisinart Griddler. The very first attempt at a grilled cheese sandwich I used the panini mode and pressed it down pretty good. When I took the sandwich out it was about one half inch thick and all the cheese had been squeezed out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/16 "2014-11-09T10:29:20Z")
This thread was deliberately placed in the Pit as a parody. Now it’s been moved I’ve asked the mods to close it. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/17 "2014-11-09T10:32:58Z")
> [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > This thread was deliberately placed in the Pit as a parody. Now it’s been moved I’ve asked the mods to close it. Well, under the circumstances, there’s only one thing for me to say. IN BEFORE CLOSING! 😃 ETA: P. S. Which thread was it a parody of? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ims-eating-a-cheese-sandwich/704104/18 "2014-11-09T14:28:32Z")
Whatever.