# In 15 years the Grim Reaper will come knocking on my door

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 10, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-15-years-the-grim-reaper-will-come-knocking-on-my-door/57420 "2001-03-10T05:41:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-15-years-the-grim-reaper-will-come-knocking-on-my-door/57420/41 "2001-03-12T21:16:26Z")

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September 8, 2035 at the age of 69 years old.

That’s only five days after my birthday, cool!

Cancer (47%)  
Heart Attack (17%)  
Auto-Fellatio (6%)  
Homicide (6%)  
Alcoholism (5%)  
Alien Abduction (5%)

Hey, this has to be wrong, I drink HEAVILY.

And the DeathClock says:  
Optimistic, July 2054 (Age 88)  
Normal, June 2040 (Age 74)  
Pessimistic, May 2029 (Age 63)  
Sadistic, June, 2003 (Age 37)

I may have to take vacations in the summer to avoid these dates!

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