# In case somebody wants to get ahold of me. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [June 16, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524 "2005-06-16T12:20:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/21 "2005-06-16T17:50:22Z")
[Batman TV show spinning headline effect with accompanying music flourish] **Bosda Goes Missing During Work Hours - World Nervous** [/Btsshewamf] _Meanwhile, in his underground lair…_ **Bosda** : “Yes. Yes. Now that I have them lulled into a false sense of security, I can unleash my fiendish master plan!” **unwitting Dope[r]**: “What plan is that, Boss? Hih? Huh? Huh?” **Bosda** : “While they are all wollowing in their supposed safety from my e-mail replies, I carefully compile a list of cute kitten names…” **u D[r]**: “Yeah!? Yeah!?” **B** : “AND POST THEM IN THE WRONG FORUM!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA [snort]” **U D[r]**: “… um, …yeah…” **B** : “Don’t you see what that will do?” **u D[r]**: “Um, cause **SkipMagic** to move the thread wih a pithy little witticism?” **B** : “No! It will cause **SkipMa** … Wait a minute. What did you just say?” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/22 "2005-06-16T18:17:42Z")
This message is not from the real **Bosda**! There is no sig line! Who are you and what have you done with the real **Bosda** ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/23 "2005-06-16T18:31:33Z")
But…but…How will I know what to do when confronted with a moral dilemma? I generally ask “What Would Bosda Do?”. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/24 "2005-06-16T18:49:19Z")
Couldn’t you have just placed this OP in your AutoSig? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/25 "2005-06-16T18:58:23Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > My e-mail addy is still valid, but new computer security prevents me from accessing Hotmail from work. LIKE FUCK IT DOES! **Only a fucking imbecile of a mod would believe this dumbass alibi!** Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/26 "2005-06-16T18:58:37Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Goddamit, where the hell is **elmwood**? I’ve been calling and calling and - oh. Never mind. Sorry 'bout that. Should have turned on my voice mail. Don’t concern yourself over me, though. Direct all your energy to worrying about our beloved **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor!** ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/27 "2005-06-16T19:35:39Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > Couldn’t you have just placed this OP in your AutoSig? Oh man! That one rocks! ---
**Author:** ![gaucho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@gaucho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaucho)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/28 "2005-06-16T19:40:10Z")
Could this please be made a sticky? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/29 "2005-06-16T20:28:35Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Sorry 'bout that. Should have turned on my voice mail. Don’t concern yourself over me, though. Direct all your energy to worrying about our beloved **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor!** Your post saying you were headed to the bathroom was at 10:08 AM. **Rufus Xavier** raised the alarm and tried to find you at 10:10 AM. You finally answered at 1:38 PM. By my math that’s about three and a half hours before you replied. Did everything come out ok? Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/30 "2005-06-16T21:28:18Z")
He was, no doubt, trying to follow **gaucho** ’s suggestion. I don’t think that’s the way he meant it, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/31 "2005-06-16T21:35:43Z")
It’s gonna be okay folks! School’s out for summer and I’m gonna be here all day every day. I will fill all your attention whoring needs. [sub]See? I’m good, no?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/32 "2005-06-16T22:11:49Z")
[Stanley Kowalski] _BOS-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_ [/Stanley Kowalski] ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/33 "2005-06-16T23:12:56Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > That’s the real reason manhattan resigned his GQ position; he got tired of reporting Bosda five times a day. Oh, I don’t know…I find it adds a certain _structure_ to my schedule. Get up, two cups of coffee, cigarette, take dump, **Bosda**. Egg salad on whole wheat, iced tea no sugar, **Bosda**. Little black dress, cocktails and canapes, **Bosda**. And, like Dr. Pepper, at ten, two, and four. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/34 "2005-06-16T23:54:03Z")
> [@Dooku](#): > > Couldn’t you have just placed this OP in your AutoSig? Something like this: Bosda is at his desk on the phone with the pope trying to take over the world [X]Masturbating like a Motherf\*ck!!! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/35 "2005-06-16T23:55:58Z")
> [@Ukulele Ike](#): > > …iced tea no sugar… I understand the words, but together they make no sense. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/36 "2005-06-16T23:59:33Z")
Will **Bosda** now sell his story for $500,000 ? ---
**Author:** ![leenmi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@leenmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leenmi)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/37 "2005-06-17T01:44:24Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Something like this: > > Bosda is > at his desk > on the phone with the pope > trying to take over the world > [X]Masturbating like a Motherf\*ck!!! you rock! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/38 "2005-06-17T02:37:10Z")
**Bosda** , you know we love you man. Otherwise you would have been ignored. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/39 "2005-06-17T04:10:54Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > I understand the words, but together they make no sense. Southerner. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524/40 "2005-06-17T10:57:03Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > That’s the real reason manhattan resigned his GQ position; he got tired of reporting Bosda five times a day. Well, that, and the fact that the staff are all a bunch of communist liberal wankers. You especially. 😃 Has Bosda been back at all? My guess is he’s wisely shunning this thread. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-case-somebody-wants-to-get-ahold-of-me/308524.md?page=3)