# In desperate need of a good flirt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242 "2001-02-13T01:58:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/41 "2001-02-13T04:25:37Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I guess I’ll have to try you and see how you make me feel. Vitamins are supposed to make you feel good, right? \*\* My thoughts exactly. And I’ve got this hunch you won’t be disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/42 "2001-02-13T04:27:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\*::struts around in his uniform:: > > Hello ma’am. Can I buy you a drink?\*\* Why certainly. My glass has been pretty much empty since I got here. > [@](#): > > **How about the weather, huh?** Very crazy… hot, cold, hot, cold. I don’t know if I should be bundling up or taking all my clothes off. > [@](#): > > \*\*::flexes:: > > Did I mention I play hockey? Oh you’ve never been to a game? Well, it’s sorta cold, but you don’t need to wear much, babe . . .\*\* Then how ever will I stay warm? Strange things happen to my body when I get cold. I get goosebumps all over… 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*Tripler > Shameless. Absolutely shameless. . . \*\* You shameless or me shameless? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/43 "2001-02-13T04:28:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > **::struts around in his uniform::** What branch are in you in? You know, **Pisces** , I was in the Air Force. I used to work for Intelligence. No kidding. I actually found the work quite boring. I joined the Honor Guard just to get out of the office. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/44 "2001-02-13T04:30:24Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by JBirdman12 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I guess I’ll have to try you and see how you make me feel. Vitamins are supposed to make you feel good, right? \*\* > > My thoughts exactly. And I’ve got this hunch you won’t be disappointed. \*\* So how exactly will your vitamin make me feel good? I like to have an idea of what I’m in store for when taking something for the first time… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/45 "2001-02-13T04:33:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*You know, **Pisces** , I was in the Air Force. I used to work for Intelligence. No kidding. I actually found the work quite boring. I joined the Honor Guard just to get out of the office. \*\* So you’d say you’re more of a hands-on guy, then? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/46 "2001-02-13T04:38:57Z")
:Ender hops out of the cab, bursting into the bar: It’s ok everyone! It was just a fleshwound! :A wayward poolball smacks Ender straight across the forehead. JayBirdman and Crunchy exchange knowing smirks: Christ that smarts. Who did that? Oh man, my brain is leaking now. I…I…I feel woozy. :Ender drops to the bar floor, narrowly avoiding the barf and piss that’s been there since 1983.: My…my…one regret is that I didn’t see Pisces and Tequila make out before I died… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/47 "2001-02-13T04:39:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*So you’d say you’re more of a hands-on guy, then? 😉 \*\* Most definitely. Hands-on, lips-on, tongue-on… I would prefer some real _activity_ to sitting around talking all day. Actually _doing_ something is so much better than discussing it, wouldn’t you agree? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/48 "2001-02-13T04:41:53Z")
Air Force Intelligence… and you found it boring? Gee… imagine that… \ Honor Guard? So you know how to raise and lower the flagpole on command? Gotta respect that! Oh yeah, TP… what I’m wearing… um… right now, just a big terrycloth bathrobe after my shower… but underneath, I’m all nekkid with water still beading on my breasts 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/49 "2001-02-13T04:42:51Z")
_looks in_ _realizes there’s no chance of getting noticed with Tequila and TP in here_ _wanders back out_ ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/50 "2001-02-13T04:43:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*My…my…one regret is that I didn’t see Pisces and Tequila make out before I died… > \*\* _applies pressure to the wound_ The night’s not over yet. I refuse to have anyone die in a thread I started before some of their fondest wishes have been granted! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/51 "2001-02-13T04:46:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > [B}Most definitely. Hands-on, lips-on, tongue-on… I would prefer some real _activity_ to sitting around talking all day. Actually _doing_ something is so much better than discussing it, wouldn’t you agree? 😉 \*\* Oh yes. Some subjects just aren’t as much fun being talked about as they are in action. [sub]What time are you off work again? :D[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/52 "2001-02-13T04:46:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Honor Guard? So you know how to raise and lower the flagpole on command? Gotta respect that! \*\* Just to nit pick here, but the flagpole’s always up. It’s the flag that goes up and down. Turn that into a double entendre any way you want that gets you hot. And **Falcon**! Just where in the hell do you think you’re going! Get back in here and have a drink with me! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/53 "2001-02-13T04:48:32Z")
Crunchy, I doubt I could compete with the women you already have drooling over ya. So I’ll cut my losses early. _small smile_ ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/54 "2001-02-13T04:48:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*What time are you off work again? 😃 \*\* If you’re asking what time I get off, that’s all up to you, sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/55 "2001-02-13T04:48:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Oh yeah, TP… what I’m wearing… um… right now, just a big terrycloth bathrobe after my shower… but underneath, I’m all nekkid with water still beading on my breasts 🙂 \*\* May I dry you off? I’m sure I can find an _enjoyable_ way to get that water off of you… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/56 "2001-02-13T04:50:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Crunchy, I doubt I could compete with the women you already have drooling over ya. So I’ll cut my losses early. _small smile_ \*\* Are you kidding me? Everybody’s drooling over everything in here, it’s nothing to do with me. Now what’s your drink? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/57 "2001-02-13T04:50:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*_looks in_ > > _realizes there’s no chance of getting noticed with Tequila and TP in here_ > > _wanders back out_ \*\* **Falcon** , please don’t go! The more the merrier, they say! And I’m sure you’ll far outshine me by being here. Please??? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/58 "2001-02-13T04:55:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*Are you kidding me? Everybody’s drooling over everything in here, it’s nothing to do with me. Now what’s your drink? \*\* Long Island Iced Tea, please. _snuggles next to Crunchy_ ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/59 "2001-02-13T04:55:17Z")
Right! I’m an exhibitionist dammit! It’s more fun with an audience!!! Keep him alive dammit! Falcon, where you going? So the Frog likes to Do instead of Talk huh? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… You don’t have a day off till when exactly?? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/60 "2001-02-13T04:56:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > \*\*What time are you off work again? 😃 \*\* > > If you’re asking what time I get off, that’s all up to you, sweetie. \*\* Ooh! Another button pushed! I like a man that lets me be in control. So now I just have to decide which method would best maximize the experience. There are so **many** to choose from… 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242.md?page=4)