# In desperate need of a good flirt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242 "2001-02-13T01:58:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/61 "2001-02-13T04:56:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*So how exactly will your vitamin make me feel good? I like to have an idea of what I’m in store for when taking something for the first time… \*\* Well, individual reactions vary widely, of course. However, just about all the members of our test group had very positive reactions. In fact, the word “orgasmic” popped up multiple times in their reports. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/62 "2001-02-13T04:59:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Right! I’m an exhibitionist dammit! It’s more fun with an audience!!! Keep him alive dammit! \*\* I’m trying, I’m trying! It’s going to REALLY put a damper on making out with you if those are his last words… I won’t be able to pay proper attention to you, because I’ll be too busy thinking about poor **Ender** , and my futile effort to save him. Any ideas on how I can revive him a little quicker? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/63 "2001-02-13T05:03:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JBirdman12 \* > \*\*Well, individual reactions vary widely, of course. However, just about all the members of our test group had very positive reactions. In fact, the word “orgasmic” popped up multiple times in their reports. \*\* Oh, the same reaction I have when eating cherry cordials, then! I think I could handle having the word “orgasmic” pop up multiple times on my lips. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/64 "2001-02-13T05:07:05Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Oh, the same reaction I have when eating cherry cordials, then! I think I could handle having the word “orgasmic” pop up multiple times on my lips. 😛 \*\* Well, all right. Step right over here for a free sample. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/65 "2001-02-13T05:08:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JBirdman12 \* > \*\*Well, all right. Step right over here for a free sample. \*\* Free is **always** good. Should I close my eyes and open my mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/66 "2001-02-13T05:09:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*You don’t have a day off till when exactly?? 😃 \*\* The 19th, but that’s going to end up being a readjusting-my-body-clock day instead of a relaxing day off work cuz [my boss is an incompetent asshole](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59676). This man is so stupid he couldn’t poor piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the bottom of the heel. He is so dense light bends around him. He’s thicker than a pregnant elephant. His mind grasps logic as easily as a horse’s hoof grasps a pencil. This is a very stupid individual. Sorry for ranting, but I’m still pissed at him. Here’s your drink, **Falcon**. ::snuggles back:: ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/67 "2001-02-13T05:10:09Z")
I figure, try a few things out and see what makes him moan the loudest… usually works for me anyway… Crunchy… in an honor guard, the flag is… oh never mind… I’m just gonna hang here and see how TP dries me off and what Falcon does to your flag 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/68 "2001-02-13T05:13:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*The 19th, but that’s going to end up being a readjusting-my-body-clock day instead of a relaxing day off work cuz [my boss is an incompetent asshole](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59676). > > This man is so stupid he couldn’t poor piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the bottom of the heel. > He is so dense light bends around him. > He’s thicker than a pregnant elephant. > His mind grasps logic as easily as a horse’s hoof grasps a pencil. > This is a very stupid individual. > Sorry for ranting, but I’m still pissed at him.\*\* **Crunchy** , love, tell us what you REALLY think?? Any way I can make you feel better, calm you down (or maybe build you up) a little more? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/69 "2001-02-13T05:17:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > **I figure, try a few things out and see what makes him moan the loudest… usually works for me anyway…** Hmm… that might work. _brings her mouth to **Ender’s** … [sub]can I SAY that in here?[/sub]_ **Ender** , darling, does that feel better? > [@](#): > > \*\*I’m just gonna hang here and see how TP dries me off and what Falcon does to your flag 😃 \*\* Come over here in the middle of the room, dear, and I’ll show you **exactly** how I’m going to dry you off. Just make sure you leave that robe over on the back of that chair, and you can get rid of that towel on top of your head, too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/70 "2001-02-13T05:22:00Z")
Sproing!!! I mean, uh…I’m still feeling a bit light headed. I’m no doctor, but perhaps if all three of the ladies were to kiss me at once, it might cure me. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/71 "2001-02-13T05:28:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*Sproing!!! > > I mean, uh…I’m still feeling a bit light headed. I’m no doctor, but perhaps if all three of the ladies were to kiss me at once, it might cure me. > > \*\* But if **Tequila** and I were kissing you (along with the lovely **Falcon** ) I wouldn’t be able to make out with **Tequila** , and then you STILL wouldn’t have your fondest wish… ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/72 "2001-02-13T05:32:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > **I’m still feeling a bit light headed. I’m no doctor, but perhaps if all three of the ladies were to kiss me at once, it might cure me.** Hmmm you really think that’s going to encourage the bloodflow to your head? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/73 "2001-02-13T05:34:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > > **I’m still feeling a bit light headed. I’m no doctor, but perhaps if all three of the ladies were to kiss me at once, it might cure me.** > > Hmmm you really think that’s going to encourage the bloodflow to your head? \*\* Well, it will certainly encourage the bloodflow SOMEWHERE… 😉 Of course, helping you kiss a man back to health my encourage MY bloodflow, too… An interesting experiment… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/74 "2001-02-13T05:38:51Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Free is **always** good. Should I close my eyes and open my mouth? \*\* Sure. You will like, I promise. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/75 "2001-02-13T05:44:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JBirdman12 \* > > * * * > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > Free is **always** good. Should I close my eyes and open my mouth? \*\* > > Sure. You will like, I promise. \*\* Well, where would the best place be for this little taste test? I have a feeling I’m going to need to be comfortable, because this may take awhile, just to make sure every variable is accounted for. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/76 "2001-02-13T05:44:58Z")
\*\*\* at this point, Tristan, on a quest to find Tequila in a state of undress, enters the room, glances at the pile of folks on the floor, and waits for Tequila to finish whatever it is she’s doing… with lime and salt, hoping to indulge in some very special Tequila shots \*\* \* ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/77 "2001-02-13T06:06:18Z")
So Crunchy…I was always taught that I should salute the flag. THink that would be appropriate here? 😉 And JBird…think I could have a free sample after TP is done? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/78 "2001-02-13T06:07:09Z")
Oh hi Tris…disrobe and jump on into the pile here…Salt and lime eh? Okay just be careful with the placement of those…they can burn a bit 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/79 "2001-02-13T06:09:36Z")
\*\*\* tosses salt aside, approaches Tequila and runs slice of ice cold lime down spine, then gently lap at the trail of citrusy fun \*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/80 "2001-02-13T06:23:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > \*\*\*\*\* tosses salt aside, approaches Tequila and runs slice of ice cold lime down spine, then gently lap at the trail of citrusy fun \*\*\* \*\* Brrrrrrrrrrrrr… citrusy fun??? Sorry but…hahahahaha… Back to the festivities… Tequila grabs a fresh strawberry, dips it in the conviently melted choclate beside her, and feeds it to TP while staring longingly into Tris’ eyes… Oh why do I know I am going to have some WEIRD dreams tonight??? _Pardon the preceding perversion, but 2 beers tend to do this to me…_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242.md?page=5)