# In desperate need of a good flirt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242 "2001-02-13T01:58:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/81 "2001-02-13T06:36:36Z")
\*\*\* Tristan, after a shudder watching Tequila feed strawberries to another lovely lady, dips his fingers into the chocolate, and begins to trace runes up Tequila’s leg, starting at the ankle and slowly tracing his way up… upon running out of chocolate, Tristan begins to dine… \*\*\* [sub]this gets much more fun and we’re gonna get locked, or have to switch this to e-mail… heheheh [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/82 "2001-02-13T06:49:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\*Sproing!!! > > I mean, uh…I’m still feeling a bit light headed. I’m no doctor, but perhaps if all three of the ladies were to kiss me at once, it might cure me. > \*\* Ender, honey, I’ll kiss you. Do you like soft, long passionate kisses that make your knees weak and butterflies flutter in your tummy? Do you want to hear the Angels sing…? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/83 "2001-02-13T11:46:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > **Tequila grabs a fresh strawberry, dips it in the conviently melted choclate beside her, and feeds it to TP while staring longingly into Tris’ eyes…** Mmmm… Chocolate covered Strawberries! **Tequila** , love, I think I have a little dripping from the corner of my mouth. Would you like to take care of that? 😉 Then be sure to take care of anything **Tristan** … needs. No need to stare longingly at him on my account. As much as I’m enjoying you, my dear, I’d hate to be the cause of anyone’s unhappiness. So have your fun where you will. 🙂 [sub]I have a feeling I won’t be able to keep the smile off my face as I sneak in here from work today…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MissBHaven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missbhaven/32/7170_2.png) [@MissBHaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBHaven)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/84 "2001-02-13T14:25:09Z")
wow! all this wild flirting & i’ve missed it!! damn! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/85 "2001-02-13T14:44:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MissBHaven \* > \*\*wow! all this wild flirting & i’ve missed it!! damn! \*\* Who says it’s stopped? Just slowed down for a little. I, for one, intend to keep flirting until they MAKE me stop! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/86 "2001-02-13T15:11:42Z")
_I_ certainly notice you, babe! Humina, humina! ::sporting Blue Dress Alpha Marine Corps uniform with a chest full of medals:: Ladies, ladies, ladies, there’s enough to go around. ::bitchslapping **Ender** :: Get the hell of the deck and flirt like a man! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/87 "2001-02-13T15:18:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*::sporting Blue Dress Alpha Marine Corps uniform with a chest full of medals:: > > Ladies, ladies, ladies, there’s enough to go around.\*\* Well, we ladies certainly ARE outnumbered here… But being the good host that I am, I’d be happy to make sure no one goes away unsatisfied. So what’s **that** big shiny one there for? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/88 "2001-02-13T15:43:34Z")
is for servicing above and beyond the call of duty, darlin’. With two gold stars for subsequent awards. Wanna see how fast I can get out of this uniform? Or should I keep it on? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/89 "2001-02-13T15:56:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*is for servicing above and beyond the call of duty, darlin’. With two gold stars for subsequent awards. Wanna see how fast I can get out of this uniform? Or should I keep it on? \*\* Servicing above and beyond the call of duty, huh? I’d like to see if you can get a third gold star… Depending on how quickly you **can** get out of that uniform. And should I keep my skirt on, or would you like to see how quickly I can get out of that? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/90 "2001-02-13T16:22:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*And should I keep my skirt on, or would you like to see how quickly I can get out of that? 😉 \*\* Race ya! 1…2…3…GO! Wow, you are GOOD! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/91 "2001-02-13T16:28:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Race ya! 1…2…3…GO! > > Wow, you are GOOD! \*\* So I’ve been told a time or two. Would you like to find out just HOW good? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/92 "2001-02-13T17:13:55Z")
Cross ref: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59555](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59555) I’ve got PLENTY of methods… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/93 "2001-02-13T17:22:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\*I’ve got PLENTY of methods… \*\* So, tell me a little more about these methods… Do I have to choose my favorite first, or can we just work through them all and I’ll choose later? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/94 "2001-02-13T17:27:53Z")
How **do** I miss these threads when they get started?..I always seem to come in way at the end…_sigh_. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/95 "2001-02-13T17:37:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > > \*\*I’ve got PLENTY of methods… \*\* > > So, tell me a little more about these methods… Do I have to choose my favorite first, or can we just work through them all and I’ll choose later? 😛 \*\* How will you know what’s your favourite until we’ve tried 'em all? Let’s be methodical about this. Let’s see…there’s alphabetically, numerical order, in order from horizontal to vertical and vice-versa, or we can ad-lib something. You choose. With 1/2 page written review of each method, discussion and adaptation with a retry if necessary. Damn, I should’ve been a research scientist! Maybe we can even get a grant! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/96 "2001-02-13T17:41:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Atrael \* > \*\*How **do** I miss these threads when they get started?..I always seem to come in way at the end…_sigh_. Oh well. \*\* Oh, hon, don’t leave yet! I’m sure it will pick back up sooner rather than later. It’s just that some of us are at work and not able to access as well at the moment (ok, ok, I **am** at work and I’m **not** supposed to be accessing it, but I’m on my lunch, damn it! 😃 ) So don’t be so hasty to walk out the door! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/97 "2001-02-13T17:55:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > **How will you know what’s your favourite until we’ve tried 'em all? Let’s be methodical about this.** Oh, this is a very good point. > [@](#): > > **Let’s see…there’s alphabetically, numerical order, in order from horizontal to vertical and vice-versa, or we can ad-lib something. You choose.** I usually prefer the horizontal to vertical… but I’d be willing to ad-lib a little… see what comes up. 😉 > [@](#): > > **With 1/2 page written review of each method, discussion and adaptation with a retry if necessary.** Ooh. The first part of that sounds too much like work. But the discussion, adaptation and (especially) retry sounds like it would be more than worth it. > [@](#): > > \*\*Damn, I should’ve been a research scientist! Maybe we can even get a grant! \*\* I wonder if there’s any way I can help persuade those fine men into giving us the money we need for this research. Maybe they’d like a graphic demonstration? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/98 "2001-02-13T18:13:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > Oh, hon, don’t leave yet! I’m sure it will pick back up sooner rather than later. It’s just that some of us are at work and not able to access as well at the moment (ok, ok, I **am** at work and I’m **not** supposed to be accessing it, but I’m on my lunch, damn it! 😃 ) So don’t be so hasty to walk out the door! \*\* While I appriciate the offer, I’m afraid that I can’t join in this particular thread…sorry. There are other people here much more deserving of your attention than me. Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/99 "2001-02-13T18:14:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > Oh, hon, don’t leave yet! I’m sure it will pick back up sooner rather than later. It’s just that some of us are at work and not able to access as well at the moment (ok, ok, I **am** at work and I’m **not** supposed to be accessing it, but I’m on my lunch, damn it! 😃 ) So don’t be so hasty to walk out the door! \*\* While I appriciate the offer, I’m afraid that I can’t join in this particular thread…sorry. Out of respect for someone else here, I’ll have to decline…I shouldn’t have commented in the first place, except that ya’ll are just having waaaay too much fun. Enjoy, and perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![Formerly\_Bandersnatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e36b37/32.png) [@Formerly\_Bandersnatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Formerly_Bandersnatch)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/100 "2001-02-13T18:39:07Z")
I wander into the bar and glance idly at the crowd of boys gathered around TruePisces. Struck by her beauty my eyes lock with hers. Walking toward her, her eyes never leave mine. I stand, looking down into her eyes. Leaning over I kiss her deeply. Pulling back I say, “We water signs need to stick together. Why don’t you come back to my place and take a long, leisurely, sensual, soak in my hot tub?”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242.md?page=6)