# In desperate need of a good flirt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242 "2001-02-13T01:58:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/121 "2001-02-15T01:44:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > You mean you can **type** with it too? My, you ARE talented! 😃 > > Babe, you don’t know the HALF of what I can do with it! ;)\*\* I’d sure like to find out… But isn’t that what we’re talking about here?? [QUOTE] \*\* > [@](#): > > Damn it, the staple remover is the only thing I have on my desk right now… The phone cord won’t come out of the phone. I guess I’ll have to look around and see what other, gentler, things I have access to at the moment. /QUOTE] > > Well, I don’t usually do this, but…OK. (and you didn’t even buy be a drink! And… **put down that pencil!** \*\* _innocent look_ **This** pencil? I was only going to use it to take notes for the discussion we were going to have about it. You know, the one that’s going to get us lots and lots of money for the research? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/122 "2001-02-15T01:48:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Icefalcon \* > \*\*I’m certainly capable of providing it. 🙂 > > Btw, suits are **not** optional in the hot tub. They are banned. 🙂 > > So slide on in and I’ll make you feel good. \*\* Where would you like me to sit? Any preferences? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Formerly\_Bandersnatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e36b37/32.png) [@Formerly\_Bandersnatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Formerly_Bandersnatch)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/123 "2001-02-15T04:13:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > Where would you like me to sit? Any preferences? 🙂 \*\* Such a good question… Across from me so that I can gaze upon you? Or in front of me, so that I can give you the best back massage you’ve ever had? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/124 "2001-02-15T11:40:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Icefalcon \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > > \*\* > > > > Where would you like me to sit? Any preferences? 🙂 \*\* > > Such a good question… Across from me so that I can gaze upon you? Or in front of me, so that I can give you the best back massage you’ve ever had? 🙂 \*\* If you’re giving me my choice, I’ll go for number two. I’ve been a little on the tense side lately… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242/125 "2001-02-17T00:44:43Z")
and decides that this X-rated thread is a little too much for her. Well, alone, anyway. 😉 Oh, wait, I think I see **maidenunicorn** over in that corner. Hmmm…is that **lurkernomore** ’s head I see peeking around hers? It almost looks as if…no, couldn’t be. Well, maybe she _is_ sitting on his lap. It’s hard to tell in the dim light in the corner. And there’s my friend **Falcon** snuggled up to my buddy **Crunchy Frog** too. You go girl! And, Crunchy, you still owe me an email; or didn’t you get my ecard? Oh, and **IceFalcon** , if I wasn’t so attached to **Mr Bear** , I’d be looking you up. And down, and around and any other way I could. 😉 **Whew!** If hubby doesn’t mind, \ you can flirt with me any time you want. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-desperate-need-of-a-good-flirt/54242.md?page=6)