# In Dogma why didn't they just...

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 27, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-dogma-why-didnt-they-just/23670 "2000-06-27T02:19:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-dogma-why-didnt-they-just/23670/21 "2000-06-29T13:53:25Z")

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Climactic scene in Milwaukee? … now, that’s an oxymoron, if ever I stumbled on one.

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-dogma-why-didnt-they-just/23670/22 "2000-06-29T14:21:04Z")

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Actually, the church was in Pittsburg in real life not Red Bank, NJ. I lived there and in Tinton Falls for a while and there was no church that remotely resembled that. A friend new the streets and the specific church because he lived next to them in Pittsburg.

Anyway, I liked the not to subtle insult on Alanis. IE, her voice makes people’s heads explode. 🙂 She is talented but I really don’t like listening to her.

The main thing that bothered me was that God, in all her infinite wisdom, knowledge, and supposed forgiveness would not allow the angels to be forgiven. What a load of crap. I would not ever worship that jealous woman. Luckily I am a pagan and don’t have to put up with that type of crap.

Oh, on another side note, I have a friend who is a Catholic priest and when he saw it, he thought it was hilarious. A group of his friends in Oregon took him to see it as a surprise, mostly to see his reaction.  
HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-dogma-why-didnt-they-just/23670/23 "2000-06-29T16:24:50Z")

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> What I want to know is, why did the two fallen angels who were condemned to spend all eternity in Wisconsin, find it so easy to leave Wisconsin? Rather than NJ, shouldn’t the climatic scene taken place in Milwaukee?  
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They slipped out while God was in a coma in NJ.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-dogma-why-didnt-they-just/23670/24 "2000-06-29T23:55:47Z")

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> Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!  
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Customer; " In a row?"

clerks I just LOVE that movie.  
Osip

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