# In exchange for perfect health & hotness, would you do porn for a year? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 30, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-exchange-for-perfect-health-hotness-would-you-do-porn-for-a-year/498179 "2009-05-30T17:32:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-exchange-for-perfect-health-hotness-would-you-do-porn-for-a-year/498179/61 "2009-06-01T08:38:33Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > I assume the physical ideal includes a cock that’s up to porn standards size wise? I’m in. Ah well, fortunately there I start out ahead of the game. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-exchange-for-perfect-health-hotness-would-you-do-porn-for-a-year/498179/62 "2009-06-01T11:21:33Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > Here’s question for the guys: How many of you would do porn just to have sex with all those women? Eh, by all accounts it’s just not a very fun way to have sex for most people. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-exchange-for-perfect-health-hotness-would-you-do-porn-for-a-year/498179/63 "2009-06-01T11:43:49Z")
I’d do porn now if I was in any way appealing to anybody. Maybe you should’ve specified it was gay/straight porn; opposite to one’s orientation. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-exchange-for-perfect-health-hotness-would-you-do-porn-for-a-year/498179/64 "2009-06-01T12:52:45Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > People you know seeing your naked naughty bits on the 'Net, obviously. Well, if I was healthy and hot, how would they know it’s me? 😛 All in all, though, it’d probably depend on my relationship status – I could have easily imagined it when I was single, but I’m not, and I don’t really care about the rewards – I’m apparently (and somewhat shockingly) hot enough for my girlfriend, and it doesn’t really matter to me whether I die healthy or not, because die I will anyway. My approximate age is under thirty, and my approximate sex is male. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-exchange-for-perfect-health-hotness-would-you-do-porn-for-a-year/498179/65 "2009-06-01T14:13:46Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > In that case, she’s not really offering much, now is she? I mean, I could stand to lose about 15 pounds or so, but if I were practicing a lifestyle where I could keep those 15 pounds off, then I wouldn’t have them to begin with. I could certainly understand someone with a chronic and severe disease like diabetes or cancer accepting the deal, but I don’t have anything worse than mild cat allergies. So I think I’ll pass on this one. > > I dare you to say that on a hilltop in a thunderstorm while wearing wet copper armor. A god who can only smite me under such conditions isn’t much of a god, no? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-exchange-for-perfect-health-hotness-would-you-do-porn-for-a-year/498179.md?page=3)