# In honor of fifty years: Speak to me only in BEATLES song lyrics.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [February 8, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832 "2014-02-08T15:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/1 "2014-02-08T15:15:07Z")
It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They’ve been going in and out of style
But they’re guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you’ve known for all these years
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
We’re Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
We’re Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Sgt. Pepper’s lonely, Sgt. Pepper’s lonely
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
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### Author:  [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/2 "2014-02-08T15:18:18Z")
What would you think if I sang out of tune?
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/3 "2014-02-08T15:23:19Z")
You, you, you know my name, baby-
Look up the number
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### Author:  [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/4 "2014-02-08T16:08:45Z")
There are places I remember
All my life though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I’ve loved them all
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### Author:  [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/5 "2014-02-08T17:49:13Z")
Nothing is changed, it’s still the same.
I’ve got nothing to say but it’s okay.
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### Author:  [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/6 "2014-02-08T19:24:22Z")
I’ve got blisters on my fingers!
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### Author:  [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/7 "2014-02-08T19:42:14Z")
I wanna hold your hann-ann–annd.
I wanna hold your haaaand.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/8 "2014-02-08T20:19:34Z")
I read the news today; oh boy.
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/9 "2014-02-08T20:31:10Z")
Everywhere it’s Christmas,
Everywhere it’s song…
London, Paris, Rome and New York,
Tokyo, Hong Kong.
Yes, everywhere it’s Christmas,
And I’m off to join the cheer,
Everywhere it’s Christmas,
At the end of every year.
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### Author:  [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/10 "2014-02-08T20:38:44Z")
Ah, look at all the lonely people…
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
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### Author:  [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/11 "2014-02-08T21:07:16Z")
…wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
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### Author:  [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)
#### Post date: [February 8, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/12 "2014-02-08T22:45:18Z")
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
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### Author:  [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/13 "2014-02-09T00:05:58Z")
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/14 "2014-02-09T00:34:50Z")
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s help in any way.
But now those days are gone, I feel so insecure,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and opened up the doors.
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### Author:  [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/15 "2014-02-09T00:54:57Z")
We’re so sorry, Uncle Albert…
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/16 "2014-02-09T01:01:32Z")
I believe in yesterday.
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/17 "2014-02-09T01:10:50Z")
> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
>
> We’re so sorry, Uncle Albert…
That’s Wings, not Beatles.
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/18 "2014-02-09T01:13:51Z")
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt.
She’s killer-diller when she’s dressed to the hilt.
She’s the kind of a girl
Who makes the News Of The World.
Yes, you could say that she’s attractively built.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/19 "2014-02-09T01:57:53Z")
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.
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### Author:  [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-honor-of-fifty-years-speak-to-me-only-in-beatles-song-lyrics/680832/20 "2014-02-09T02:03:41Z")
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl,
Someday I’m gonna make her mine.
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