"In lieu of flowers, the family requests..."

This reminds me of a “Leave It To Beaver” episode

Ward) The Johnsons are having an anniversary party

June) We’ll have to bring a gift

Ward) It says “no gifts”

June) Of course it says that, but they brought a gift to our party

Ward) And now it’s your job to call everyone else and tell them to ignore that and bring a gift anway

June) Of couse

:slight_smile:

That’s the idea, you send flowers to a funeral, it’s traditional. You know how many men I’ve known and come Feb 13th they say, “My girlfiend (or wife) are saving for XXX and she told me not to get her anything,” and these stupid men believe them.

On special dates you get gifts. The flowers obviously are not for the dead they are for the lving. I don’t send flowers but I always give a card with a check. I know when my mum died that money came in handy

Q: Who was really behind the Mafia gangland war?
A: Vinnie the florist.