# In memoriam: Michael Jackson joke roundup

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 26, 2009, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memoriam-michael-jackson-joke-roundup/501027 "2009-06-26T02:07:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memoriam-michael-jackson-joke-roundup/501027/101 "2009-07-02T14:33:53Z")

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They’ve announced the funeral plans for Michael Jackson.

The service will open with his favorite song being played: “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles”.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memoriam-michael-jackson-joke-roundup/501027/102 "2009-07-02T15:16:47Z")

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MJ’s will was just released. He wants to be buried in the ball pit of the Hollywood Chuck E. Cheese.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memoriam-michael-jackson-joke-roundup/501027/103 "2009-07-02T16:02:42Z")

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> [@atomicbadgerrace](#):
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> What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?  
> Disney films can still touch kids.
> 
> Knock knock!  
> Who’s there?  
> Not Michael Jackson.

\*snigger

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memoriam-michael-jackson-joke-roundup/501027/104 "2009-07-03T07:18:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Ed dies and st peter give’s him a wish for all that he did for people and animals.  
> Ed wished to spend eternity with a bueatiful woman of his era.  
> St peter grants Ed’s wish and Farrah dies too.  
> For being a good person, St Peter then grants Farrah a wish and whe wants to save all the children. So MJ dies.  
> Because MJ died before he could make amends to his soul, and before he can get into heaven he must right his wrongs. MJ is about to ask St Peter What he can do to get the stains out of his soul. Then he gets an idea…
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> If oxy-clean can’t get the stains out nothing will…

Shouldn’t this joke start out with David Carradine wishing there was somebody around to hand him a million dollars?

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**Author:** ![Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walker_in_Eternity)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memoriam-michael-jackson-joke-roundup/501027/105 "2009-07-03T12:31:55Z")

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The Jockey Club made MJ a posthumous member, stating that “no one has ridden more three year olds”.

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