# In memoriam: Michael Jackson joke roundup

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**Created:** [June 26, 2009, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memoriam-michael-jackson-joke-roundup/501027 "2009-06-26T02:07:59Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 29, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memoriam-michael-jackson-joke-roundup/501027/85 "2009-06-29T14:34:27Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> What’s the difference between Neil armstrong and Michael Jackson?  
> Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

> [@wunderkammer](#):
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> Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?  
> A: One is white, plastic, and dangerous to small children. The other is a plastic bag.

The one I floated in the Michael Jackson is Dead MPSIMs thread is a mish-mash of these:

> [@Michael Jackson Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/michael-jackson-dead/500988/210):
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> My favorite Jacko joke, courtesy, I believe, of Norm Macdonald:
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> What’s the difference between a supermarket shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
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> One’s white and made of plastic and the other one is a child molester.

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