# In Memorium:  My favorite Wally post/thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054 "2000-06-21T00:49:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/21 "2000-06-21T05:38:03Z")

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The “Wally Tries Cybersex” thread was the very first thread I ever saw. I never laughed so hard in my life. Wally brought me into this board, and I will always be greatful to him.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/22 "2000-06-21T05:58:34Z")

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This isn’t it: [Nurse from Hell](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=20299)

This isn’t it either: [In this issue…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19942)

Ah, here they are:

1. [Wally’s Little Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19656)
2. [Good Night, Nurse](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19733)

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**Author:** ![Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/22d042/32.png) [@Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/23 "2000-06-21T06:15:02Z")

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I don’t post often but read almost daily. My fav Wally post is from many months ago, in a thread about sig lines. Much mundane discussion was posted, with Satan deciding to change his. Immediately following Satan, Wally posted that he’d just been waiting to change _his_ sig too, and he signed it,

yer pal,  
WallyM7

I though I was going to pass out laughing, and Wally’s been my hero ever since.

Maybe you just had to be there…I dunno. Sorry I don’t have the link, I wouldn’t even know how to start to find the thread, nor post the link, but I thought I’d share. He sure was a funny, funny guy.

M

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/24 "2000-06-21T06:41:54Z")

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Okay, I decided to go a little bit farther back before I went to bed:

[The mind is a wonderful thing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19217)

[Oh, I’ve learned!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19264)

[I Don’t Want To Hear That!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17987) (It actually _was_ started by Wally, but his OP is way down on the first page.)

[Warning!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17844)

Momentous events:  
[yet another stupid test](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=641): Wally’s first\* TEST thread  
[Wally’s first\* thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21700)  
[Wally’s first\* MPSIMS thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=13619)  
[Wally’s first\* Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=5945)

\*_starting, not posting in, the thread_

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/25 "2000-06-21T15:54:45Z")

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A tip of the hat Kat.

Are you _this_ good in bed?

**Wally** ’d want to know, I’m sure.

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**Author:** ![Havoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Havoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havoc)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/26 "2000-06-21T16:35:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> By Kat:  
> [Oh, I’ve learned!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19264)

You know, I only just announced my engagement (to my girlfriend, the love of my life) on the Fathom message board only hours before we learned that Wally was in trouble.

That thread above has just been printed, and I expect to have the paper laminated. Those words from Wally had me howling with laughter, and just couldn’t be any more appropriate given that I’ll now be heading down that path. I only wish to be as happy as him in 30 years.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/27 "2000-06-21T19:33:59Z")

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And **Wally** was never wrong.

He told us hisself in the “Slam” thread

[quote]

I don’t make mistakes.

I’m a god.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/28 "2000-06-21T19:34:22Z")

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And **Wally** was never wrong.

He told us hisself in the “Slam” thread

> [@](#):
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> I don’t make mistakes.
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> I’m a god.

(I hope I didn’t double post)

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-memorium-my-favorite-wally-post-thread/23054/29 "2000-06-22T05:17:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> A tip of the hat Kat.
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> Are you _this_ good in bed

Merci, M’sieur. And there’s only one way to find out.

Sorry, Chief, ya did double post.  
:wally

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