# In one sentence, what are you thinking about right now? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 28, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650 "2002-03-28T22:59:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/1 "2002-03-28T22:59:14Z")
I am so musically retarded. Go ahead, it’s your turn. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/2 "2002-03-28T23:02:42Z")
I’m very hungry, so I think I’ll go have dinner. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/3 "2002-03-28T23:04:23Z")
Posting a reply, typing, and using the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/4 "2002-03-28T23:04:47Z")
I hate my stupid large university and all the smarmy, kiss-ass prancing professors they employ who would rather be hiding in their research lab than bothering to teach a lowly undergrad like me, what the hell was I thinking when I thought that the university was here for _my_ education? And I wish we didn’t get group projects assigned when half the group isn’t here Wednesday & Thursday because of Passover, and the other half isn’t here over the weekend because of Easter. It was a really bright idea for them to be politically correct and _not give us a day off at all._ ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/5 "2002-03-28T23:05:48Z")
Oops, I apparently missed the point–please consider my above post a run-on sentence? :o :o ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/6 "2002-03-28T23:06:48Z")
I want to eat chicken wings. -Loopus ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/7 "2002-03-28T23:08:53Z")
Meow. ---
**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/8 "2002-03-28T23:09:46Z")
I wonder how many people will post in this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/9 "2002-03-28T23:10:24Z")
I need to change to my jeans and think about heading out this door in 15 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/10 "2002-03-28T23:10:34Z")
am i as cynical as others apparently see me as [note: this is also tying in with another imho thread a few spaces down]; and my god, there have been no less than 10 people who have said “god you’re bitter” to me in only 20 years of living, so what the hell state is my mind gonna be in once i reach cranky old fart stage? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/11 "2002-03-28T23:11:16Z")
Underpants. ---
**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/12 "2002-03-28T23:13:22Z")
I am now thinking of **SPOOFE** ’s Underpants. ---
**Author:** ![heptapod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@heptapod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heptapod)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/13 "2002-03-29T00:25:42Z")
Devoyub needs to move to Colorado ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/14 "2002-03-29T00:43:01Z")
I wish my roommate would find a hobby other than watching crappy TV shows at high volume all evening long. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/15 "2002-03-29T00:46:24Z")
I want a smaller butt. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/16 "2002-03-29T00:48:25Z")
It’s almost time to leave work, I have gas, and what the hell is for dinner tonight? :: stay back boys, I know I’m just irresistable!! :: ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/17 "2002-03-29T01:02:20Z")
…oinginsaneI’mgoinginsaneI’mgoinginsaneI’mgoinginsaneI’mgoinginsaneI’mgoinginsaneI’mgoinginsaneI’mgoinginsan… ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/18 "2002-03-29T01:02:22Z")
work really sucks sometimes. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/19 "2002-03-29T01:02:28Z")
I hope my dear friend’s efforts are successful tonight. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/20 "2002-03-29T01:11:16Z")
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