# In one sentence, what are you thinking about right now? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 28, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650 "2002-03-28T22:59:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/21 "2002-03-29T01:12:10Z")
where I might be this summer. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/22 "2002-03-29T01:19:04Z")
I have a 12 inch penis. [sub]_I like to daydream_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/23 "2002-03-29T01:21:51Z")
I have to go to the bathroom Now! ---
**Author:** ![RedDevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ec8ea/32.png) [@RedDevil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedDevil)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/24 "2002-03-29T01:38:20Z")
I really should go to bed. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/25 "2002-03-29T01:39:42Z")
Now I’m thinking about **Jack** ’s 12 inch penis. ---
**Author:** ![ringmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@ringmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ringmaster)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/26 "2002-03-29T01:40:06Z")
What was I just thinking about? ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/27 "2002-03-29T01:41:58Z")
You were thinking about **Jack** ’s twelve inch penis. Don’t fight it. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/28 "2002-03-29T01:52:13Z")
Yeah, because my 12 inch penis has a black belt. ---
**Author:** ![RedDevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ec8ea/32.png) [@RedDevil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedDevil)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/29 "2002-03-29T01:52:20Z")
I really should go to bed with Jack’s 12" penis. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/30 "2002-03-29T01:53:22Z")
Why can’t I give up on my first love? ---
**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/31 "2002-03-29T02:00:14Z")
I miss someone. ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/32 "2002-03-29T02:02:23Z")
thinking that **Jack** ’s 12 in penis is a strap-on, what with the black belt and all… ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/33 "2002-03-29T02:03:30Z")
thinking that somehow disappoints me. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/34 "2002-03-29T02:08:33Z")
I like big butts ( **Creaky** , how you doin’?). ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/35 "2002-03-29T02:11:22Z")
I wonder why I have to have the TV on even though I never have the slightest clue what’s going on because I’m always online 😕 P.S. And now I’m wondering how on earth I managed to use the word **have** three times in one sentence. Mike ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/36 "2002-03-29T02:11:59Z")
I like mac ‘n’ cheese and I wish Wendy would write back to me and I hope Paul remembers to put hanging rods out for me and I should get another Drovers CD and I have to reread my artist’s statement and Jack’s 12 inch penis and boy-howdy do I like mac ‘n’ cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/37 "2002-03-29T02:23:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drayton \* > \*\*I like big butts ( **Creaky** , how you doin’?). \*\* Yikes. You’d love mine, then, hon. It must love me too, because it follows me everywhere I go! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/38 "2002-03-29T04:03:11Z")
It’s cold in here, and why doesn’t anyone say “felch” on the Boards anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/39 "2002-03-29T04:48:04Z")
**zweisamkeit** Get off my lawn? My thought: I like beer, I like women, I like bars but why don’t I like women who drink and go to bars, it just seems counter productive, I like runon sentance too. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/40 "2002-03-29T23:16:56Z")
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