# In one sentence, what are you thinking about right now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 28, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650 "2002-03-28T22:59:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/41 "2002-03-29T23:33:24Z")

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Will I talk to her before the weekend?

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**Author:** ![Tracytron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@Tracytron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracytron)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/42 "2002-03-29T23:33:52Z")

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Should I eat kill AND eat my latest victim or just kill him. Oops how do you erase here?

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/43 "2002-03-29T23:40:31Z")

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The one frigging day I spend napping-- whaddaya mean, have I heard about Arafat?

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**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/44 "2002-03-29T23:44:18Z")

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I have used all my sick time at work and now I am screwed.

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**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/45 "2002-03-29T23:47:23Z")

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It’s been a year I should be over The Oaf © by now.

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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/46 "2002-03-29T23:49:15Z")

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I really hate our old moving company, dirty bastards.

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**Author:** ![VirgieLee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ea5d25/32.png) [@VirgieLee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VirgieLee)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/47 "2002-03-30T00:12:07Z")

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Why the hell did Adam and Eve bite that apple? 😕

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**Author:** ![Proudest\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/proudest_monkey/32/13257_2.png) [@Proudest\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Proudest_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/48 "2002-03-30T00:46:04Z")

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I hope my seats are good for that concert next weekend, and ohmygod, this is my first post since the board changed, what the hell is all this stuff in the window?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/49 "2002-03-30T01:33:26Z")

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In 24 hours… just 24 hours!

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/50 "2002-03-30T01:37:11Z")

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I’m having 9 people for Easter dinner tomorrow night, am I going to be ready?

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/51 "2002-03-30T01:56:57Z")

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I hate my lousy excuse for a life.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/52 "2002-03-30T02:34:06Z")

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The Beast of Bodmin Moor.

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/53 "2002-03-30T02:40:48Z")

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Damn $^#%@^! aching back…_groan_

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**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/54 "2002-03-30T02:41:54Z")

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**My wife fucking pisses me off!!!**

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/55 "2002-03-30T03:22:27Z")

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I am not fit to walk amongst the humans.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/56 "2002-03-30T03:33:13Z")

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Ringo doesn’t suck as much as everyone says.

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**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/57 "2002-03-30T03:34:06Z")

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**Pay backs are a mother f** kin bitch.\*\* :mad:

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/58 "2002-03-30T05:00:50Z")

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Whoa, what was THAT?!

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**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/59 "2002-03-30T05:32:49Z")

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Im thinking about those good, good old days at computer camp. Geek angst at its best (worst).

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**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/60 "2002-03-30T06:50:33Z")

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I kick ass.

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