# In one sentence, what are you thinking about right now? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 28, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650 "2002-03-28T22:59:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![igotit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@igotit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/igotit)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/61 "2002-03-30T06:57:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cougarfang \* > Whoa, what was THAT?! I had just received some bad news and the board got the first feeling that came out directed at me, not the other person. ---
**Author:** ![renigademaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@renigademaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/renigademaster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/62 "2002-03-30T07:02:04Z")
Was what I was on a date tonight, or a friendship thing? ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/63 "2002-03-30T07:02:13Z")
What am I doing up this late? ---
**Author:** ![kittyHASclaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/13edae/32.png) [@kittyHASclaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittyHASclaws)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/64 "2002-03-30T07:51:41Z")
I’m 25 with 3 kids and I have never felt as old as I did tonight at a music concert where one guy had a mohawk 2 feet high that was 3 different colors, and he actually fit right in with the rest of the people, not to mention the 2 completely naked guys that rushed the stage, this is a run-on sentence, but man, was I that strange when I was a kid?? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/65 "2002-03-30T10:20:50Z")
My sleep cycle is **really** screwed up; what time will it be before I finally go to bed? ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Lord\_Ssarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a88e57/32.png) [@Ice\_Lord\_Ssarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Lord_Ssarl)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/66 "2002-03-31T07:42:37Z")
“I have a head cold and would REALLY appreciate a time eventually in which my cochlea is working and I have balance.” ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/67 "2002-03-31T08:03:14Z")
I’m thinking that I’m SOOOOOO privileged (thanks Woolly and Google) to know what ‘felching’ is now!! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/68 "2002-03-31T08:05:02Z")
I’m also thinking that, if I’m responding to a thread like this, I REALLY should GET A LIFE. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/69 "2002-03-31T08:19:29Z")
I’m thinking about how nice it would be if I had time to myself! ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/70 "2002-03-31T11:04:26Z")
blefffffff…must drink water before go to bed…much wine… no drink water then sad morning…no dope for sad morning… not proper sentence…sorry… BLEFFFFFFF… ---
**Author:** ![Zhen\_ka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zhen\_ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zhen_ka)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/71 "2002-03-31T12:24:54Z")
I must learn compassion. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/72 "2002-03-31T14:54:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kambuckta \* > \*\*I’m also thinking that, if I’m responding to a thread like this, I REALLY should GET A LIFE. \*\* Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, **kambuckta** really should get a life. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/73 "2002-04-01T08:52:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\* > > Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, **kambuckta** really should get a life. \*\* I second that observation. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/74 "2002-04-01T09:19:47Z")
Wondering what’s in \*\*Coldfire’s \*\*24 hours, cause he lives very close.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/75 "2002-04-01T10:58:08Z")
I wonder what life would be like if I were an anthropomorphic piece of furniture… ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/76 "2002-04-01T13:06:00Z")
I’ve waited so long to go to bed that I’m too tired to whack off. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/77 "2002-04-01T13:48:52Z")
OK, how do I write a simple & _complete_ job aid telling the user how she can avoid corrupting her document…? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/78 "2002-04-02T02:48:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanadianSue \* > \*\*I’m having 9 people for Easter dinner tomorrow night, am I going to be ready? \*\* Ready to eat nine people? I don’t think so. It would take _me_ at least a week just to eat one! And where is my other post please! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/79 "2002-04-02T02:52:17Z")
I replied to this post and it didn’t appear. so I’ll do it again. Most of the time when asked “what are you thinking right now” the true answer is “I am not thinking right now” so, I am not thinking right now (or at least I wasn’t 10 minutes ago when i read the question and replied. Now though I am thinking ‘what happened to my post?’, and ‘I don’t like bananas’) ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650/80 "2002-04-02T03:20:16Z")
Should I go this Friday to the plasma center, or shouldn’t I? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-one-sentence-what-are-you-thinking-about-right-now/100650.md?page=5)