# in or out ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 9, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126 "2009-02-09T20:35:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![imfloating](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bc79bd/32.png) [@imfloating](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imfloating)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/1 "2009-02-09T20:35:31Z")

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Why does it feel so much better to pee outside ?

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**Author:** ![KnitWit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@KnitWit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KnitWit)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/2 "2009-02-09T20:38:44Z")

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I’m guessing it’s because by the time you’d do such a thing, you have to go REALLY badly. Thus, the enormous relief feels better than a normal tinkle.

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**Author:** ![imfloating](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bc79bd/32.png) [@imfloating](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imfloating)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/3 "2009-02-09T20:42:57Z")

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> [@KnitWit](#):
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> I’m guessing it’s because by the time you’d do such a thing, you have to go REALLY badly. Thus, the enormous relief feels better than a normal tinkle.

Thank you for the reference to enormous. I’m flattered.

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**Author:** ![KnitWit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@KnitWit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KnitWit)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/4 "2009-02-09T20:43:54Z")

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> [@itwasntme](#):
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> Thank you for the reference to enormous. I’m flattered.

Yeah, it’s always good to throw in a few synonyms for hugeness when talking to a man about peeing.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/5 "2009-02-09T20:44:15Z")

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'Cause when it’s nice out, you want to leave it out.

😃

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/6 "2009-02-09T22:35:12Z")

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Because you know you shouldn’t really be doing it?

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**Author:** ![HolyFreakingMoly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7ba0ec/32.png) [@HolyFreakingMoly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HolyFreakingMoly)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/7 "2009-02-09T22:39:47Z")

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I’ll ask my 5 year old as he thinks it’s way cool to pee outside.

Must be a guy thing because pissing on my shoes has never struck me as “fun”!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/8 "2009-02-09T22:58:12Z")

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Not if you’re a girl!

(And peeing outside, on crutches, and being female makes it\* really\* complicated. Trust me on this one).

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/9 "2009-02-10T00:00:38Z")

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Because when you’re doing it inside, you have to watch your “pees” and q’s! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hoo! Man, that was fun!

Ansyways, When you’re peeing outdoors, you don’t have worry about aiming at all, and if you clench up you can really get some distance. Also, you can do The Shake as wildly as you want, 'coz there are no walls to bedeck with your golden goodness.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-or-out/485126/10 "2009-02-10T01:00:40Z")

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'Cause that’s where the snow is.
