# In praise of hot black women! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931 "2007-11-01T22:04:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/1 "2007-11-01T22:04:39Z")
Oh my gosh, I just saw the FINEST sister when I was out getting lunch. Straightened hair with a cute, flippy haircut, light skin, ultra-thin and sexy wireframe glasses, and the most perfectly rounded ass I’ve seen in person. She looked like Rosario Dawson; maybe there was a little latina mixed in there, but we’re only talking 25% max; this was no Tiger Woods CaBlInAsian genetic bouillabaisse. It took every ounce of free will in my body to keep from A) drooling and B) following her to _wherever_ she was going. My white friends and I have a name for a sister like this - “a rosario,” after Rosario Dawson, who is the queen mother of this type of woman. All hail. White guys don’t talk enough about the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine black women sharing this world with us, probaly due to latent racism and the media’s inability to create mainstream black female sex symbols, so I just wanted to give it up for her, and those like her. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Playkcab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Playkcab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Playkcab)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/2 "2007-11-01T22:10:40Z")
This will go well for you I think. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/3 "2007-11-01T22:16:16Z")
Er…you know, you should really try to think before you post. 😛 Like have a set list of subjects that you want to try to avoid…hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/4 "2007-11-01T22:18:17Z")
You’re not even trying to keep up the facade anymore, are you? ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/5 "2007-11-01T22:18:42Z")
What’s wrong with a celebratory jungle fever post? ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/6 "2007-11-01T22:19:16Z")
[QUOTE=VCO3] What’s wrong with a celebratory jungle fever post? [/QUOTE] Well, calling it “jungle fever,” for a start. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/7 "2007-11-01T22:21:37Z")
Thank you VCO3. I called the psychic hotline (the one for hot black chicks) last night so I knew this was coming. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/8 "2007-11-01T22:21:40Z")
[QUOTE=Swampwolf] Well, calling it “jungle fever,” for a start. [/QUOTE] Hey, I’ll stop using the term when Spike Lee stops making and selling a movie using it as the name. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/9 "2007-11-01T22:25:26Z")
then you’re [17 years too late.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle_Fever) So I guess you’ll stop using the n-word when Spike Lee characters stop too? ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/10 "2007-11-01T22:30:34Z")
Please try to keep this thread on track, instead of a discussion of the term “jungle fever.” Let’s hear it for the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-ass sisters out there! ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/11 "2007-11-01T22:32:34Z")
\ Getting this train off track is the only way to keep it from wrecking. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/12 "2007-11-01T22:35:04Z")
[QUOTE=Swampwolf] \ Getting this train off track is the only way to keep it from wrecking. [/QUOTE] Aw come on, Swampwolf, I bet you couldn’t keep your eyes off of Keith on _Six Feet Under_. It’s like Ray Nagin said - “How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk and it becomes a delicious drink. That’s the chocolate I’m talking about.” ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/13 "2007-11-01T22:36:57Z")
_Bouillabaisse_? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/14 "2007-11-01T22:42:20Z")
I think he meant “jambalaya” but there wasn’t enough blood left in his “brain” for him to think of the right word. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/15 "2007-11-01T22:44:02Z")
That’s mighty white of you. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/16 "2007-11-01T22:44:48Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] I think he meant “jambalaya” but there wasn’t enough blood left in his brain for him to think of the right word. [/QUOTE] I dunno, bouillabaisse is a sexy, sexy food… ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/17 "2007-11-01T22:49:36Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] I dunno, bouillabaisse is a sexy, sexy food… [/QUOTE] Well, at least him and his boys don’t call her [mofongo](http://xml.education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/mofongo). ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/18 "2007-11-01T22:52:12Z")
Mmmm. Mofongo. And hot black women. I can’t tell if I’m hungry or horny. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/19 "2007-11-01T22:52:54Z")
[QUOTE=psycat90] I can’t tell if I’m hungry or horny. [/QUOTE] I’m usually both. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931/20 "2007-11-01T22:59:41Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] _Bouillabaisse_? [/QUOTE] From [dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com) - 1. A combination of various different, often incongruous elements: a bouillabaisse of special interests. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-hot-black-women/424931.md?page=2)