# In praise of small boobs **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272 "2006-07-27T15:52:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/41 "2006-07-28T01:39:52Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > I’m sure somewhere, somewhen, this makes sense. However, after reading your posts in one of the starlets threads, maybe I don’t wanna know… > 🆒 Of COURSE you wanna know. They don’t just kick an ass, they whoop the hell out of it! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/42 "2006-07-28T01:59:14Z")
This thread seems dominated by men. (Surprise, surprise) Speaking as a not overwhelmingly endowed woman, thanks, I feel much better now. After seeing this link, I really, \*really \* feel better now. [Normal Breasts Gallery, part 1 - pictures of different size and shape breasts. Women who have not been pregnant.](http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php)[/url ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/43 "2006-07-28T02:03:28Z")
(heh, heh, heh.) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/44 "2006-07-28T02:04:39Z")
**dahfisheroo** : There should probably be a NSFW tag there. **Mods** : The site is not intended to be pornographic. In the interest of Fighting Ignorance, and given that we are (ostensibly) a mature crowd, I’d leave the link. **But** the page was posted in another discussion a couple of years ago, and _at that time_ contained a virus or something. (I hope I’m safe on my Mac!) ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/45 "2006-07-28T02:08:14Z")
I like it that you guys can talk about which size of breasts are ‘better’ as if most of us women had any choice at all what grew there. Maybe the next thread should be all the women discussing the perfect penis size. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/46 "2006-07-28T02:14:02Z")
> [@Sunrazor](#): > > The A-cup is a turn-on, yep, yep, yep … but I do prefer just the hint of a tummy. There’s something about the taut roundness of a nubile 22-year-old’s belly that promises fertility and invites insemination. And just enough round, firm bottom to fill one’s hands … aw, crap, hold on a minute … _ **Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow** _ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/47 "2006-07-28T02:21:03Z")
Sorry, wasn’t intended to be a porno site. Looking at the site, it is definitely not airbrushed or trying to titillate (Pardon the pun.) I was trying to show that there are many, many variables in womens bodies. Catsix- so long as it makes me scream for Jesus like I was at a backwoods revival meeting, I don’t rightly care. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/48 "2006-07-28T02:31:15Z")
> [@dahfisheroo](#): > > Sorry, wasn’t intended to be a porno site. Looking at the site, it is definitely not airbrushed or trying to titillate… I agree. It’s quite clinical. I wouldn’t want to be on the page when my boss happens by though. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/49 "2006-07-28T02:36:14Z")
I broke the link - but left the URL so you could still cut-and-paste. ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/50 "2006-07-28T03:27:23Z")
> [@Leviosaurus](#): > > \ > Anything bigger than a handful, you’re risking a sprained tongue. > \ [Nitpick] It’s a sprained _wrist_. [/Nitpick] Carry on with your regularly scheduled program, already in progress. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/51 "2006-07-28T03:56:49Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > It doesn’t matter. Boobs whoop a horse’s ass with my belt. Most Original User Post Ever. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/52 "2006-07-28T05:07:32Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > I like it that you guys can talk about which size of breasts are ‘better’ as if most of us women had any choice at all what grew there. > > Maybe the next thread should be all the women discussing the perfect penis size. 7.82" There. Now we don’t need a whole thread on it. As for the OP, I think it’s great that you dig the little lady’s tittums. That said, I would KILL my husband if I ever ran across a post on a msg board about how NOT breastically endowed I am. ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/53 "2006-07-28T06:01:33Z")
Just stopping in to register a personal preferace(sp)… Smaller rules…think of the \*gravity \*of the situation… ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/54 "2006-07-28T07:08:09Z")
Sorry, I’m a leg man… ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/55 "2006-07-28T13:35:26Z")
I am still sticking with my forementioned credo… I like boobs. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/56 "2006-07-28T13:47:19Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > I like it that you guys can talk about which size of breasts are ‘better’ as if most of us women had any choice at all what grew there. > > Maybe the next thread should be all the women discussing the perfect penis size. Most any breast we (many of us male posters) can get is a good breast. Accessability triumphs over size. As for discussing the perfect pecker size, have at it! Should be amusing. Bet you get the same thing as here: some will prefer Tiny Tim and some will prefer Andre the Giant, but many will say ‘as long as he knows what to do with it, it’s all good’. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/57 "2006-07-28T13:59:02Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Most any breast we (many of us male posters) can get is a good breast. Accessability triumphs over size. You and 934spe are very, very wise men. I wish to follow in the path of your life philosophy. I have had nontrivial access to pairs of breasts ranging from not-an-A-unless-she’s-bending-over to, currently, D-and-change. My favorite is the current pair, as they’re attached to my hunny. I am thoroughly fond of small boobs. I am thoroughly fond of big boobs. I am thoroughly fond of “average” (how could something so spectacular be conceived of as average?) boobs. I am thoroughly fond of boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/58 "2006-07-28T14:35:58Z")
Small _can_ sag, as you know if you looked at the link. Which I also know from personal experience. But hey, as long as there are underwires (and I’m not nursing a baby), I can be happy with my _décolletage_. You men are an amusing bunch. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/59 "2006-07-28T15:05:20Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > You and 934spe are very, very wise men. I wish to follow in the path of your life philosophy. > > I have had nontrivial access to pairs of breasts ranging from not-an-A-unless-she’s-bending-over to, currently, D-and-change. > > My favorite is the current pair, as they’re attached to my hunny. > > I am thoroughly fond of small boobs. I am thoroughly fond of big boobs. I am thoroughly fond of “average” (how could something so spectacular be conceived of as average?) boobs. > > I am thoroughly fond of boobs. I nominate you, iampunha, to be added to our club. You are now an official member of the BLA. Welcome my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Available\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Available\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Available_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/60 "2006-07-28T15:07:17Z")
For those who requested pictures, check out Playboy Playmates Angel Boris, Carmella DeCesare, and Lani Todd. Those are some bee-yoo-tiful petite women. I’ll be in mah bunk… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272.md?page=4)