# In praise of small boobs **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272 "2006-07-27T15:52:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/81 "2007-07-29T01:38:32Z")
Hee. I am a fan of all sizes of breasts. All the women I’ve been with but one have been well-endowed and that was lovely. That one exception was lovely too, and the only one I still talk to, oddly enough. I admit I’m more a leg and ass girl, but I do like boobs. Not as much as some of you guys seem to, though. 😃 As for myself, I come from a family of well-endowed women, so much so that they tell me that they’d love to have breasts as small as mine. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/82 "2007-07-29T02:53:56Z")
Well…we’re guys. It’s what we do. We do it _real_ good, too. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/83 "2007-07-29T02:58:28Z")
[QUOTE=iampunha] \) [/QUOTE] **'Punha**! Name ‘O god, where ya’ been for so long? Good to see you back, and I hope your absence was due to a fun-filled and extravagant trip around the world, or at least a time devoted to salacious mis-deeds. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/84 "2007-07-29T03:00:50Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Well…we’re guys. It’s what we do. We do it _real_ good, too. [/QUOTE] Maybe I don’t appreciate boobs as much because I have a set of my own. They’re not as fascinating perhaps because of that. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/85 "2007-07-29T03:24:44Z")
The only thing I’m offended be is the persistany use of the the word “boobies” What are we, ten? Call them by there proper name…tits. And mine are large yet perky. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/86 "2007-07-29T03:27:50Z")
Sorry, I only call them tits in an actual sexual situation. Much like I probably wouldn’t say fuck unless I was, you know, fucking. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/87 "2007-07-29T03:28:07Z")
It’s our inner 15-year old boy coming out. We sometimes have to just squeal “boobies!” out of glee. It’s almost always an internal squeal. Don’t say “fuck” unless you’re fucking? Fuck that! We don’t want to offend you, **'noir**. “Tits” it is. “Tits” they are, and “tits” they taste like. What? ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/88 "2007-07-29T03:29:15Z")
This kind of thread is enough to give us big tittied women pause for thought. Come on now, where are the men who are into the fuller figured, big breasted women? ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/89 "2007-07-29T03:32:28Z")
[QUOTE=pbbth] This kind of thread is enough to give us big tittied women pause for thought. Come on now, where are the men who are into the fuller figured, big breasted women? [/QUOTE] Every. Fucking. Where. Else. In the world except for this thread. You never hear of anyone in Hollywood getting a breast _reduction_ to further her career, do you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/90 "2007-07-29T03:36:53Z")
[QUOTE=pbbth] This kind of thread is enough to give us big tittied women pause for thought. Come on now, where are the men who are into the fuller figured, big breasted women? [/QUOTE] Bah. What about the girls with average-sized tits? No one ever says anything about us. (I said tits just for you, **betenoir.** ) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/91 "2007-07-29T03:38:29Z")
We did, so. We said we loved all kinds of chesticles! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/92 "2007-07-29T03:41:41Z")
I want praise for my specific set of hooters, though. Mine! ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/93 "2007-07-29T03:43:22Z")
[QUOTE=Telperien] I want praise for my specific set of hooters, though. Mine! [/QUOTE] They’re absolutely lovely. At least, the left one is. The right one was partly out of the picture. ---
**Author:** ![Superfreaknduper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Superfreaknduper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfreaknduper)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/94 "2007-07-29T04:56:04Z")
Dr. Seuss boob poem… amazing, sheer genius. As for my opinion, i love all breasts, however. I do have a taste for a certain womans very large tits. Mostly because of who the breasts are attached to. But still, I find myself leaning on the larger side of tits. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/95 "2007-07-29T05:21:15Z")
Sheez, I really hate it when some young stud uses the Dope to brag about the fantastic babe he’s bangin’ nowadays. Is it just me? Hey, **OneCentStamp** , I’m happy for ya’. Enjoy. Lemme know if she’s still with ya’ 35 years from now, like my wife is. (Pardon me, I just watched “The Departed,” and I’m channelin’ Nicholson like crazy here.) ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/96 "2007-07-29T13:54:42Z")
I like 'em small. I like 'em big. Hell, I just like 'em. ---
**Author:** ![aerodave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@aerodave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aerodave)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/97 "2007-07-29T14:26:26Z")
The site linked earlier made me realize that it might not be too hard to find a woman with one large and one small, so you can have it both ways. If that becomes popular, it will create a market for some really bizarre cosmetic procedures. But they’d only cost half as much. =) ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/98 "2007-07-29T15:14:15Z")
[George Carlin]Tater tits![/GC] ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/99 "2007-07-29T16:18:59Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Sheez, I really hate it when some young stud uses the Dope to brag about the fantastic babe he’s bangin’ nowadays. Is it just me? Hey, **OneCentStamp** , I’m happy for ya’. Enjoy. Lemme know if she’s still with ya’ 35 years from now, like my wife is. (Pardon me, I just watched “The Departed,” and I’m channelin’ Nicholson like crazy here.) [/QUOTE] So you can’t check dates on OPs either. That makes me feel much better. 😃 (Who’s with me on an automatic thread lock after six months?) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272/100 "2007-07-29T17:01:31Z")
Locking zombie breast thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-praise-of-small-boobs/366272.md?page=4)