# In Soviet Russia, children molest YOU! \[Edited title: Jesuit Priest blames sex abuse victims\]

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 31, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-soviet-russia-children-molest-you-edited-title-jesuit-priest-blames-sex-abuse-victims/633293 "2012-08-31T18:36:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2012, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-soviet-russia-children-molest-you-edited-title-jesuit-priest-blames-sex-abuse-victims/633293/44 "2012-09-03T23:06:28Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> Anyone else wonder if the Vatican, having finally realized that blaming the victims isn’t going over too well, is going to try for the paper towel roll defense?

I don’t know what this means.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-soviet-russia-children-molest-you-edited-title-jesuit-priest-blames-sex-abuse-victims/633293/45 "2012-09-04T01:04:38Z")

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> [@Cartooniverse](#):
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> I don’t know what this means.

It’s becoming a meme here. Someone argued that Sandusky couldn’t have raped the kids in the position described by a witness, telling other posters to try pretending they have sex with the carton tube inserted in paper toilet rolls in this position and stating that they wouldn’t be able to do so.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-soviet-russia-children-molest-you-edited-title-jesuit-priest-blames-sex-abuse-victims/633293/46 "2012-09-04T02:26:27Z")

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Oh.

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-soviet-russia-children-molest-you-edited-title-jesuit-priest-blames-sex-abuse-victims/633293/47 "2012-09-06T23:51:18Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> What’s the leading cause of pedophilia?
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> Sexy kids.

😃

Correct. Another major problem in society is loose cash. For some reason it insists on jumping into the hands of thieves!

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