# In the aftermath

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-aftermath/594498>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-aftermath/594498 "2011-08-29T14:59:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-aftermath/594498/1 "2011-08-29T14:59:09Z")

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What with the natural disasters we’ve seen in the D.C. area in the last week, I hear a lot about the aftermath.

Why does everybody always talk about the aftermath but nobody ever talks about the beforemath or duringmath?

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**Author:** ![inkling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkling)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-aftermath/594498/2 "2011-08-29T15:28:31Z")

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Because the beforemath is duringenglish and the teacher there is interesting. Duringmath is just math. Aftermath is lunch.

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**Author:** ![Any\_Other\_Name](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Any\_Other\_Name](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Any_Other_Name)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-aftermath/594498/3 "2011-08-29T16:24:54Z")

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Because before math there was nothing but dirt.

[Aftermath](http://www.word-origins.com/definition/aftermath.html)

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-aftermath/594498/4 "2011-08-30T17:08:18Z")

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“Duringmath is hard. Let’s go make cookies for the boys.”

(with apologies to Lisa Simpson and Talking Malibu Stacy)
