# In the closet Gay or Straight? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 31, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789 "2013-05-31T15:01:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789/21 "2013-05-31T22:54:37Z")
When you have sex, will he go down on you? Because gay guys can close their eyes and imagine Chord Overstreet while fucking a chick, but that trick ain’t gonna work during cunnilingus. If he eats your pussy, but is also watching gay porn, then he’s probably, you know, bi. If he won’t go down on you, and won’t even have sex with you, and doesn’t want to marry you, and his laptop is filled with gay porn? Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789/22 "2013-06-01T22:33:47Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > Reminds me of [this particular youtube clip](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo3o4nfiG7A)… Sad, really. But fuckin’ funny. ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789/23 "2013-06-02T05:09:22Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > Yep, definitely gay…this was the dead giveaway, and the fact that you don’t have sex. What about liking musicals? I thought that was the definitive prerequisite. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789/24 "2013-06-02T23:18:22Z")
> [@JustinC](#): > > What about liking musicals? I thought that was the definitive prerequisite. [It is!](http://www.miloop.com/film_view.aspx?movie=2433) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789/25 "2013-06-02T23:58:47Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Personally, I think a nice rug would do the trick. Aha! So you have sit so as not to dribble on the rug. Now we get the connection. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789/26 "2013-06-03T01:47:53Z")
It didn’t help The Dude. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789/27 "2013-06-03T02:25:43Z")
The guy in the OP is a carpet pisser? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789/28 "2013-06-03T02:34:18Z")
Watches gay porn? Unless its a couple random you gotta watch this! kinda things the dude is gay IMO. And I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night and sat down when I peed so I know what I am talking about. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-closet-gay-or-straight/659789.md?page=1)