# In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800 "2006-08-15T07:34:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/1 "2006-08-15T07:34:14Z")
Cecil is not sexy! There _is_ a serious drug problem in the U.S. Fun with American VS. British English Holy shit, did someone take a dump in here or not?? We’re having a great hailstorm! Christmas Spiders! Now, that’s some effin instant karma How Terrorists Win Burger King goes under What’s your most esoteric or arcane hobby or interest? Lights in the Sky little green men Taking an indefinate break from the SDMB I’ve decided to become a Cave Man the minor anoyannce thread: what’s pissing you off? Vintage Motorcycles Wireless Networking Solutions needed your most ridiculous and awesome fantasy? Tales of compulsive and emotional eating Life’s rich pageant. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/2 "2006-08-15T12:43:38Z")
\*\*In Which Sampiro Takes His Leave Holy shit, did someone take a shit in here or what?!? Defecation and urination whilst phoning Out of Respect for Sampiro \*\* Sampiro leaving is shitty! \*\* Would you like to hear my voice? NASA misplaces recordings of the original moon landing \*\* Ah, crap! \*\* How terrorists win Burger King goes under \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/3 "2006-08-15T13:24:07Z")
\*\*I have achieved the last remaining pillars of geekhood! Defecation and urination whilst phoning \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/4 "2006-08-15T13:54:32Z")
**We’re having a great hail storm! Now that is some effin instant karma** ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/5 "2006-08-15T14:03:55Z")
\*\*There _IS_ a serious drug problem in the U.S… FoxNews does sequential threads! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/6 "2006-08-15T19:39:02Z")
\*\*Holy shit, did someone take a shit in here or what?!? Defecation and urination whilst phoning \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/7 "2006-08-15T19:39:14Z")
From IMHO **Give me a nickname, or give me death Are you a Doctor?** If so, I guess you could use Doc. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/8 "2006-08-16T04:23:29Z")
From IMHO: **What Is The Most Bizarre Sexual Request You’ve Received From A Partner? Deodorant** That’s not to bizarre. I bit rude, but not bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/9 "2006-08-16T05:11:47Z")
Layered lingerie? Why do Superman/Batman wear underwear over their pants? ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/10 "2006-08-16T05:55:33Z")
\*\*Your most awesome and ridiculous fantasy I just thought of a simpler way to exchange long protein strings! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/11 "2006-08-16T12:33:47Z")
MPSIMS \*\*Buy it. BUY it! NOW, damn you! Holy cow! I got a bike! Are You A Poster Nobody Wants To Get To Know Better? In Which Sampiro Takes His Leave \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/12 "2006-08-16T13:00:16Z")
\*\*Wired Elevator Experiences Weird Credit Check/Identity Check Question \*\* Are you sure the Credit/ID Check wasn’t Wired? ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/13 "2006-08-16T13:04:17Z")
**Layered Lingerie ? Boob jobs save lives !** ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/14 "2006-08-16T13:23:44Z")
CS \*\*Aternative titles of classic novels Hey Readers, Look Here!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/15 "2006-08-16T18:57:29Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction Aussies search for ugly sheep \*\* (So they won’t wear themselves out?) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/16 "2006-08-16T20:17:07Z")
\*\*Are you a Doctor? What do people call “Dr.” Laura? \*\* Ummmm… “Doctor”? ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/17 "2006-08-16T21:22:02Z")
**Do you hold any truly bizarre fears? Convenience store indulgences** The Slurpees really creep me out. And don’t even get me started on the Hostess Fruit Pies, man! Or those Slim Jims. **Cringe** ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/18 "2006-08-16T21:44:01Z")
Arrest in JonBenet Ramsey case. Is there a workable joke in here? ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/19 "2006-08-17T01:41:56Z")
**Convenience store indulgences How many people here hate to cook/rarely cook?** Hey, with a convenience store down the street, there’s really no need to cook! ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/20 "2006-08-17T01:45:07Z")
**What is the biggest problem on SDMB?** Peaceful **People getting “cut in half” by machine-gun fire?** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800.md?page=2)